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Issue: 550 | 22nd day of Relaxing, Y14

Comics

	NT Love Long live the Neopian Times! :) by proudpony
	M47h M4dn355 - #550 The maths machine enlightens us on one of the coolest numbers ever. by __bhu__
	Oh Em Gee, I'm MSP: Water Faerie This comic is very yellow. by shamaela
	Neo Items #4 - Gelert Times Happy 550th! by jemima_kitty24
	Mr. Slug vs Dr. Sloth 6 Don't worry; this sort of thing actually happens quite often. by supercheezee
	A Thanks! In honour of the 550th issue by zemutt
	6. Little Known Facts - Alien Aisha I followed the Alien Aisha... Art by vampirebunny18 by sarcasticdeath
	The 550th Reason Why Lupes Are Awesome! HAPPY 550TH!!! :D by lovisa966
	Azzle Coffee Procrastinating throws others into overtime, too. Idea by manforgot by _hawii_
	That's the Way the Cookie Crumbles: 550th NT Special The reason why Foobugs aren't the mascots of the Neopian Times. Also by deblob5521 by pikemaster1
	The Adventures of the Success Pending Hasee He pends jokes as a hobby! by thegreenspark
	A Skeithy Situation: Issue 550 Special Units of measurement are hilarious. Happy 550th, NT! by meggyness
	Blah Blah -550 Issue Special- Oh not this AGAIN. by highwind20
	DoTS: Part 1 of The Phantom of Neopian Times 4/4 wails Also by sailreign by soragin
	Peppered Reality: New Guy part 4 When in doubt, pound yourself. by rivliex
	Trip to the Mall My Hissis enjoy going to the NC Mall, but they don't seem to understand how to wear all the clothing that is sold... by buffylemon
	Neoboard Adventures - The Neopian Pound Seeking DUCKs!!! by blue_thunder94
	It's Hard to be a Virtupets Cheerleader On your mark... by anamya
	Avatar Woes: Faerie Foes Inspired by true Random Events by o0aeris0o
	SO RANDOM LOL XD;;; Hindsight can be embarrassing. VERY embarrassing. by seel24
	The Angelpuss and the Bullseye Steady... by balloonanimal123
	Sassi Comics: Backstory Long ago, Geraptiku was... by seiya_from_ashes
	Fuzzeh Logic Looks like we'll need a new coloured couch... by jackjack1234
	The Goofers Mirror, mirror on the wall... by lintsuf
	Have a Good Day! Please. by aruanahansel
	Weewoos Gone Wild Never trust a robot weewoo! Also by ruben160 by deiimos
	Plushie Turkey What's turkey without a little stuff-bricked by gypsygirl20
	Saly's Club: Sweet Gold The world must know about this! by djudju22_8
	Ventures #19 Inter-Mission Part 6. How would you feel if you were hit by someone careening between space at Faerie-speed? by neo_coaster363
	That Time of the NT Schedule You have to wonder if the Weewoo submission count actually goes over 9000... by neo111186
	Sutek Muffin It says here you Aishas have a penchant for magic. by thegreenmooseofdoom
	The Weird Thing About Water Pets The BEST part! by dirigibleplums
	Shenanigans! Maybe it's better we aren't so wealthy... by moon_fur
	Team Squad Force Our heroes are in a sticky situation... by lachtaube
	Yams and... Marshmallow? There's nothing better than this weird combination... by leetmango
	(Actual Size May Vary) Seriously? by yappydog
	Team Squad Force Some days... by ghostkomorichu
	Happens All the Time wrrrr by missepigerne
	Painting Time! :( by bunyatto
	Avatar Tales We're doomed. by dinoblox
	Team Squad Force: Candy Conspiracy! Can our heroes save Neopia Central from a not-so-sweet fate?! by fish_puddle
	Team Squad Force There is never a bad time to try the lemming manoeuvre. by pacmanite
	Wings of... They don't look so dumb now, do they? by izzy_tina98
	Random Oddness Yooyuball, the endless cycle. by mistyqee
	Kadventures of Olly and Ninth: Get Off My 550 Comic! Something bad is gonna happen! Also by 0llyness by __ninth_gate__
	Rainbow Foutain Kiko This Kiko wanted to be Halloween; however, pollen wasn't on its side. by x_mystichorse_x

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Voice of Neopia: 550th Issue

Who better to dedicate this 550th issue article to than the famous Jazan and Hanso? Jazan made his first editorial closing in issue 489 after Hanso posted a very dashing picture of one handsome blue Ixi thief there. From then on, the dynamic duo has come to define a part of this Neopian Times culture by bringing joy to editorial readers everywhere...

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Mission: 550
He paced, barking his orders as they came to his head to the purple Grundo sitting nearby. The Grundo frantically wrote...

by arty32097

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The Day The NT (Almost) Died
His arch-nemesis, the evil Doctor Dastardly, must be in his lair, piecing together his latest fiendish plot...

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by birdinggal

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In Celebration: Ten Items Representative of Neopia
Neopians are famously nostalgic. However, I've made an effort to showcase items that are of universal importance to the vast majority of our diverse host of Neopians...

by nephtyhz

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The Voice of Neopia: 550th Issue with Jazan and Hanso
Who appreciates the 550th issue more than our two favorite editorial closers?

by cardsperson_ii

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Only Human: Part Four
The house was empty, save for the piles of money sitting around her. One and a half million neopoints...

by futurevetpet

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Mr. Jennings Must Die: Part Six
"Now listen," Black threatened him. "I came here for answers, and I'm going to get them, one way or another."

by herdygerdy

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