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||Issue: 483 | 25th day of Awakening, Y13
|Shades and Hues 11Shattered Purity Arc; Part 7/15|
|Wrath of the Snowager?"That's what we get for living in Terror Mountain."|
|My Tyrannian DoglefoxLook what I found!|
|Awesometastic!Them Guhnorbus are fluffeh.|
|Random OddnessDartenne, a liar? Never.|
|Kiochi - NeoschoolWhy Neoschool doesn't exist...|
|Second-hand Clothing? Anyone?Well, there's your problem...
|RelocationDon't insult the plushie~|
|Ancient HistoryTwo modern neopets discover some ancient Neopian art!
Written by heartxbreaker
|Turmac ShortageEver since Turmaculus moved here...
Idea by frankie8492
|I'm In a NestENJOY!|
|Chance of RainStill makes me wonder how they're even able to carry the neopoints away.|
|Naptime in the Snowager's LairThis is what happens when a Kacheek takes a nap instead of running away in the Snowager's lair! :)|
|The Life of a P3 Observer...She makes that face every time...
Also by flyingcloudgurl88
|(mini) Cloak and DaggerFeaturing Rowan the morkou, Ronnette the juma, Crystal the kepru and Rory the (annoying) gruslen|
|Accidental Flukes: The Wise Old KingI'm waaaay older than you, kiddo.|
|The Roleplay Cafe: HeroIt takes more than having an iron stomach to be a hero. Really! u_u|
|Size is EverythingHee hee hee!
Concept by kulasjeika
|Academese #3: Chip's IntroBut he IS a freshman... |
|Boulder BoxVocabulary problems|
|Story of my Life ~ TravelsFinding the right place is hard...|
|The Almost Abandoned *click!*3... 2... 1...|
|HungryActually, I just got a cookbook...|
|More Hardships of... Habitarium P3s Part 7After a while, it gets rather stale...
|Time Wasters - Barber ShopRemember to always pay attention to your barber's colour!|
|Wheel of Excitement Mystery PrizeI wonder what happened...|
|Squids and SuchEver wondered why you never catch anything good while fishing?|
|Naptime #1Submission admission?|
|Neopian Anomaly, Part 5Thanks a LOT, Kelehi. Now we're DOOMED.|
|Any Job Will Do - Part 01Y'worry too much, Boss...|
|Bori TalesNothing says cool like Valentine's Day.|
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"Never Buy Cheap Pants" by extralizzay
They were really a bargain - an over-bargain, practically free. The saleslady rang them up to a mere 6 neopoints - how fabulous, right? I was excited beyond belief and wore them that fateful school day like I had so determinedly planned at the checkout. The first clue about the massive hole that had mysteriously been torn in the pants...
|On His Majesty's Secret Service: Part Three|
"From what I've been able to find with magical surveillance, Vex normally takes a nap at seven," Quentin revealed.
"Which leaves us an hour to get Agent Dunlop out of the cells before Lord Von Stratus's party is due to leave the Citadel," Fredrick added.