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Techopalooza: Buzzer Game

Good work, Nikey!

by desert_gp_dragon2oo5
A Joke Gone Bad


Idea by frankie8492

by lilyed

Classic Holiday Recipes from the Hubrid Nox Cookbook

"This delicious pudding recipe was first seen in the Advent Calendar way back in 2004. Now a holiday tradition..."

Also by melany270

by mellen48

A series of comical events: Part 1

You're worse than King Skarl!

by michelle_ou123


by jecruby
Boochie V.S. The Pant Devil

Will Boochi be left empty-handed? Or will The Pant Devil finally get what he deserves?

by dachshundlover13
Ain't Got a Leg to Stand On

Break a leg?

by alymarcas
That's Not Natural

Zara had nightmares for days after this...

by misshamsterlover
The Comic comic

Carefully constructed comics (sort of)

by caterait
Top 3 Worst Fish Neggs

Meerca Chase II

by frosted_fires
Picture IMperfect: The Bumbluz

Something has happened!

by davy_jones13
Inspiteful - Choking Hazard

No Neopets were harmed in the making of this comic. Except for Teexxy.

by warzia
Peppered Reality: Unsanitary

Pie just likes to keep his hands clean. U_U

by rivliex
Shades and Hues 04

Shadow Battles, Part 4/4

by mstr_dark
Tis The Season - Part 4

Such a magic phrase... and what Luxor said was neat, too.

by saro_the_legendaerie
Unlucky Thirteen

Slorgarific Adventures!

Written by rockjordan_guild

by jellybeanott

It's Snowing


by mystery__misery
A Taste Of Awesome Sauce

It would be...

by leeeeemon39

Wanna cookie?

by bartongkillershrimp

Xandra isn't really doing her job properly...

by mixmatched
The Life of Aye! - 3 - Christmas Time

What sort of pets have I been raising ..!?

by xwindswept
New Year's Resolutions

He had the best intentions...

by fleurly
A new Key Quest board

We all love the new Ice Caves board!

by djudju22_8
Results May Vary: Snowager's Dilemma

I think the Snowager is pretty cool guy.

by return_of_itsy
Frolicking in Faerieland

What can Aisha do in Faerieland this holiday? ...You shouldn't have asked...

by jokerqueen
Faerieland 2.0

No more candy floss!

by autoreevee
A comic without a creative title about locations

What are you? a ghost.

by april_march
The Problem with Faerieland's New Location...

Attack of the Zombies

by toadsdontexist
New Neighbors!

We should do something nice for our new Haunted Woods neighbors!

by digitaldreams107
Super n00b- During the plot...

She always had such a nice opinion on the faeries... well, most of them anyway...

by blackberry2020
Neopets Phisics Wonders - Flying Coconutty

This will make the perfect gift...

by hidden_0_o

Everyone loves pointless stuff.

by snowstorm4444
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Y12 in Review

As a new year dawns over Neopia and all its denizens, we have to look in wonder as to what the year will bring. With Year 12 nothing short than a gleam in the lid of memories, we look back at the year that was with all its wonder and glory. What can be said of the events of Year 12? Some say it was one of the most exciting years ever. Others would say it was...

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"People are starving, Roxanne, all over Meridell. And this sorcerer is nothing but a parasite."

by jokerhahaazzz


Under Desert Sky
"Don't lose hope. When it gets darkest the stars come out."

by sylviau


Fifty Resolutions of the Non-Selfish Owner
My New Year's resolution is to be more considerate to you, my pet.

by sixta_monti


Art Request Etiquette
The ins and outs of art requests!

by mooseydoom101


The Wheel of Glory: Part Two
"What happened, Miles? I got here first, and you were just lying on the floor by the magic paintings, all tied up! Doc said that he thought he smelled sleep gas, but how did sleep gas get in here?"

by saphira_27


Of Aisha-Bots and Crate-Moving: Part One
"This behavior is inexcusable. You have taken an unauthorized break period. You will be reported to the grand and almighty Sloth."

by foreverh0mes

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