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Issue: 473 | 10th day of Celebrating, Y12

Comics

	Techopalooza: Late Ke goes avatar-hunting... by desert_gp_dragon2oo5
	Neopian Neophyte - Food Issues 3 Look, ma, no hands! by leedom111
	The Fish Negg Costume This time my plan is perfect! Art by angelic_shadow_ by sigonha
	Knick Knack - Knack Knick History is repeating. Art by gelert548 by _pokemon_lunatic_
	Kougra, I am disappoint Hungry, are we? Also by artoflosing27 by poofyfluff
	The Floating Islanders - Lab Ray Crisis pt 3 Well, I thought it was fair! by yankeesrule244444456
	Transfering An illustration of pet transfers. Story by xepha by bluerang1
	Why We Can't Have a Petpetpet Lab Ray mew. Idea by juicedlime by lilyed
	Wardrobe Malfunction I think TNT needs to invest in some button-up clothing... by strawberry_honey
	The Neocam If the picture isn't changing after a few refreshes, the cam is off. by swissical
	Transparent Skeith Have you seen my cookies? Also by jennyhammy by chibino
	Super n00b- Wardrobe wars pt. 1 Sunny is a new player who has had an account before, but her neopets are all total 'n00bs'... by blackberry2020
	Destructive Trinkets Stop it, you beast! by djudju22_8
	The Comic comic Who needs three characters anyway? by caterait
	Tooth Ache It's simple, really... by the_gecko_dude_ii
	Blah Blah Christmas - Part One Don't you just hate it when they're right... by highwind20
	Scarab - Part 2 Medical Mishaps - Part 2 by cleste33
	The Dinner Guest Why not to invite a Mutant pet to dinner without sufficient warning... by nikolauskaene
	Paper Trail No Pteris were harmed in the making of this comic. by discowhale
	Denial Some just can't face facts... by tayoha
	Literally ~ Faeries Revolt! Xandra is in for a rough day... by pirate_cove
	Battledome Problems Who could have predicted that that would happen? by remansi
	Affording Christmas: Part Two Who said Christmas trees have to be big and inanimate? Story by starluff by yampuff
	Shiny P3s Beware of the shiny nesters! by inkquatic
	Mootix Mishap Don't think too hard... by saphireblue3
	Spooky Playing with petpetpets. by ghostkomorichu
	One Fish, Two Fish Faeries are excellent at fetch. by fish_puddle
	Epic Fail: Advent Calendar Ah ha! Idea by axe_raider by joel_hudson
	Free Fountain Water So...she's been turned to stone, right? by x_rainbowzz
	The Hardships of...Habitarium P3s Part 2 It's not easy being a P3 in a Habitarium... by alagfalaswen
	Saving Faerieland Out of the Goodness of Our Heart Just Because We disagree with Xandra and Don't Think the Faeries are Winged Tyrants in Any Way by bedbugz
	Shades and Hues Shadow Battles, Part 1/4 by mstr_dark
	Tis The Season - Part 1 I think she missed the memo on 'jolly', fa la la la la.... by saro_the_legendaerie
	Facepalm: WRAITH FIGHTING FAIL I didn't know sparkshooters could do that. by dnalion

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"A Pirate's Nightmare" by rachelray179
Exhausted but sleepless, the red Kyrii stood from his hammock and quietly weaved past his fellow shipmates, who were all sound asleep. Jacques eyed them in envy, wishing he could sleep peacefully with a night of no nightmares. His ultimate wish was to lose the memory of the Drenched altogether, but the scars ran much too deep. Jacques climbed up the stairs and shoved...

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Trading Up: Part Three
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I'll be Home for Christmas: Part One
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