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A Tyrannian Misunderstanding


Concept by akari24

by taz_241590

Shoyru Adventures: Battledomers! Part 3

An apple a day keeps more than just doctors away!

by lawrence_189
Poor Parlax 3


by fwipinator
Neopian Tragedies; II

Food, food, food, food, food, food...

by fjant
Funny Pages: Begging Faeries

You have a new quest!!!

by jeiwolf
The Class of '08 Part Twelve

Wait, what?

by _dead_meat_x_
Painted Pets

Maybe they forgot about the Usul...

by soccer__princesses
Think Before You Eat!

What a great cake!

by kittymango
The Valley of Spam


by chichikokoyamma
Not So Brightvale

How did Skarl become king of Meridell? And Hagan, king of Brightvale? It's an intruiging story...

Also by diablo_gato

by thunderwolfcrys

The Hot Dog Hero


by c0nfusedbrian
How to Finish a Party

I have a super idea!

Also by optimystique

by rose_cel

Faerie Alert!

Watch out for this one. I'm super serious.

by kontinasu
Undefined Scribbles

Why no one plays 'Cheat' with Lord Kass.

by squisho
All Day Life: First Day in Neopia

Sometimes you just can't dislike the Pant Devil.

by kepharigy
Restocking Madness #3

Kelp is for rich neopets only.

Also by feverlama

by hypno_the_cat

Neopian Anomaly

Around Coltzan's Shrine...

by lizica166
Why You Should Never Trade Pets

A Lesson to Learn...

by geestelijk
Freefalls Into Lunacy

176 KB of pure jollification!

by firefree_animegirl

Starring: Kassoo & Kadoaties

by itrust

There's a little boogie in everyone...

by chkmic8
The Secret of Sloth

Now the secret is revealed.

by sassofrasso


by coshi_dragonite
Tiny But Tough - Sketchy edition

Maybe a little over-the-top, hmm?

by crazy_kathy
Word-Play #1


by alexmajor9

The Transfiguration.

by ravenatore
The Gormball Prize

I thought they said something about "ancient evil alien artifacts" on the Gormball page...

by gooie629
Family Photo Day (With Stethacanthidae)

Technically, I think he actually understood the idea.

by howiesgrl_24
Elderly Pets Gone Wild

Kadz away!

by wallaroo42
Medical Tree: The folks at Mystery Island

I hear they ruunn the tiki tours...

by leetmango

Do Not Attempt This At Home

by rakcoon
Note to Self

While you're away, why don't your pets just eat out of the SDB?

by seiya_from_ashes
And Now...

...something completely different.

by fish_puddle
Appreciate the Meepit

Petpet Appreciation Day

by _undead_whisper_
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The Best of the Post

So you've traveled to Mystery Island, visited the Island Mystic for wisdom and Haikus, and stopped off at the Trading Post, in the shade of those lovely palm trees. You're searching for a rare plushie or Petpet far too expensive for the Shop Wizard Shops and you don't like Auction Sniping. Maybe you've even read a few guides and articles on how to use the Trading Post. Yet you feel there's something missing, something important you just can't grasp. Something that would you make more than just a casual Trading Post user...

Other Stories


Boiling Point
"What's wrong, Whiskers?" he cooed softly. "Skip your nap this morning? Why don't you just give up? You're clearly exhausted..."

by bitsy_dj


Smash: The Way of My Life
Smash was everything a guy wanted to be, for if you were the king of Smash, you were the king of the school...

by rotty_paws


If You Can Swing It, Bring It!
Let's start with the basics. The Blumaroo stands under a tree branch where a mini-Kass is waiting for you to push it off.

by deuceloosely4711


Chronic Neolodgers: The Truth Behind the Addiction
People who suffer from this addiction constantly feel compelled to keep their pets in the Neolodge. Even when they have no plans to go out or leave Neopia for a bit, Chronic Neolodgers always have their pets in the Neolodge.

by 101monica101


I Don't Want to Be a Pirate: Part Six
A blade pierced the sand in front of him, and he jumped back so as not to get cut. The Maraquans had finally noticed him...

by stingjc


Memoirs of a Reluctant Villain: Part One
Everyone has a story...

by sweetie_butterfly

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