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Issue: 342 | 9th day of Hunting, Y10

Comics

	The Way Stairs Work STAIRS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! by kevinlin1216
	Care For Your Neopet Can I have something to eat? by konayukii
	Code Pink - Krawkade Where does it REALLY come from? by prince_manaphy
	Notions and Nonsense "The Vacation" Idea by patjade by silverybreeze
	What A Nice Surprise Gift? Concept by alymarcas by taz_241590
	ICE: Interesting Comical Endeavor I like your costume! by neogirl21_21
	Baneful Birds Plushie Eyrie Masks are not meant for Eyries, silly! by snowickle_111
	Why Illusen and Jhudora REALLY hate each other... The deep, dark secret behind the two Faeries' rivalry. by sakurafire
	Normal is Overrated An apple a day... Idea by eradragon123 by tamarainian_girl
	Disco Happens In the Lost Desert by ladyxzeus
	Deep in Snargan's Thoughts Once in a while, I sit down and have a good think... by faeriedragon66
	Slightly Ebil There are just some things that get on your nerves. by soaringeagle25
	Comic Relief - Hardwired Join Puck, Zu and Tod in their (mis)adventures through the world of Neopia. by hoeiva
	Squid Madness? I wonder what happens... Art by invalid_character by bartdrunkeys
	Crumbeard's Ship Log The adventures of a Yurble that's biscuit by color, pirate by profession. by rarehunter41
	The Class of '08 Part Seven Half of the characters have been banished! by _dead_meat_x_
	Peophin Whoas What a fantastic book! by pyrebi
	Neopia's Little Perks Note: no petpets were harmed in the making of this comic! ^^ by elihtea
	Igloo Madness Catch that piano! by hidden_0_o
	One Fish, Two Fish At Underwater Fishing... by fish_puddle
	Taunting the Pant Devil The Pant Devil gets a taste of his own medicine. by c0nfusedbrian
	The Valley of Spam The taste of defeat by chichikokoyamma
	Spooky These items move! by ghostkomorichu
	Birthday Present Blunders Here's your birthday present. Art by dark_moon_blossom by dark_slammer
	Train Wreck Has anyone seen my toy train? by neofeather
	The Way Things Are That's strange. by umbreon406
	Chomby Odyssey His twin, the yellow Chomby, was sick and couldn't participate... by rainbow_bliss_102
	Searching for WHAT?! What are you doing? Idea by maple4ever by _fontain_faerie_
	Delicious-Dome Honey potion!!! Idea by noob by scarletspindle
	Chias Should Worry Never trust Lupes around Chias. by lycan_is_weird
	Newfangled 2 Zombies need love too. :( by dragon_loyalty
	Drawing a Blank: The Pound is Open Good things come to those who wait... Err... by aangchan

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"Neovision Superstar" by sunsetneversetting
I took a moment to stare at the poster of Kenneth Kyrii, the latest celebrity. He was a star on Neovision- something that my own family didn't have, due to the costs. But whenever I went to my friend Cassy's house and watched him, I knew I wanted to be just like him. He sang from his heart with emotion, and didn't shame himself by...

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The Mistaken Identity: Part Four
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I Don't Want to Be a Pirate: Part One
"Let me get this straight. You came all the way to the employment agency today, waited in line for at least half an hour, actually came up to see me at this desk, and you didn't once consider what type of job you were actually interested in?"

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