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Issue: 339 | 18th day of Eating, Y10

Comics

	The Class of '08 Part Five Careful, Tombstones! She's strong... by _dead_meat_x_
	Shoyru Adventures: Kyu Catches Neomonia pt.4 Restockers beware... by lawrence_189
	Sloth's Plan The paper, the wind and the destiny of Neopia. by ladyxzeus
	To Train Or Not To Train? But it's good for you! by konayukii
	Medical Tree: As long as there is food So where does the jelly come from? Ah, who cares. Pets these days would rather eat it than study it. by leetmango
	Dreams of Kiko Lake Sometimes we all get a little carried away. by whitewind
	Poor Turmac Prepare for a bumpy ride... by ebily
	Shopping is a Messy Sport I don't know... Concept by tinymoose by m3rcuri
	Size Matters I am SO taller than you! by rezolu
	Motley Crew Found it! by stuckinspace
	The Valley of Spam Not a word. by chichikokoyamma
	Sketches: Chapter Two And you'd think the chemicals flying from Jhudora's Cloud might concern him a little more... by prince_vincs5000
	Kacheek Tails Be careful what you wish for!!! by kittyshootingstar
	Dear Neopets Team... A special guest letter from Grey's sister, _Seashore_Angel_ by featherwingedangel
	Just Crazy He he... I'm funny! :D by empoleon07
	Who Needs Logic? Today marks the day of a great discovery. by jumpsticks
	Fiendly Fyre Wedgies. by b_katt_500
	Misleading Angelicacy But you're already... by pokemon_dragon203
	Doodlez Jordac WAS hungry. by mouse_trap_34
	Gummi Needs A Hobby - Pt 1 It says here that... by silverskink
	Bug Brother Revenge Another crazy revenge-seeking neopet... by ghgjjuy8
	Mischief #1: Perfume Just an opinion of Abigail's... by ecw321
	AZS #1 - Wheels of Doom Your Neopets don't speak their minds, and for good reason, too. by johnredds
	The Hero Society ...In which a certain Bori talks like a lunatic. by bearcatt
	Yamisai 1 The wonders of Neopia by yoru_yamisai
	Neko's Why I can't feed my pets glowing jelly anymore. by akakoneko
	No Apparent Significance It's rather amazing what the Lab Ray can do... by reikosay
	Just Filler Ice cream IS delicious... by katopia12
	Wheel of Excitement But nothing happens. by hehehaha76180
	T3h Praedius All you need is love. by arttimo
	Islands Tales Some games can be dangerous to petpets... by juliaduarte
	Dungeon Dash Days When video games take their revenge... by hidden_0_o
	NeoQuest II Madness You are attacked by four Haunted Butlers! Art by yoyote by rest_in_boredom
	Double Wammy The added disadvantages to cardboard petpets... by mello__mihael_keehl
	Cannot Compute - #1 Looks like Sloth may have taken his defeat a little too hard... by battlenegg
	Proles A warning would have been nice. by cables
	Items 101! Ever wonder what our Neopets think about the items of Neopia? Find out here! by neodragonangel

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"Chronicles of the FMI: Agent Flep" by rotty_paws
Celia had purchased a Meepit a mere five days ago, and on the end of the fifth day, she had vanished and a new pink Meepit with no apparent records had been shipped off to the Haunted Woods from the NC Middle School. My superiors quickly became suspicious, and I was called in to follow that Meepit. There's a rumor going around that the Meepits have a new concoction that can turn Neopets into...

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The Mutant Faerie
"Mom was going to sell it for a million neopoints. I saw her put it in her dresser drawer. I figured it would be nicer if she just used it..."

by snaple16

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True Friends
The whole group laughed, except for Naqasa, who just giggled a little to keep up appearances...

by shadow_sabre_

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Bug Brothers Attack!
Don't let these little bugs steal your neopoints!

by hypno_the_cat

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Spacerocked! – A Guide to the Game
At the start of each level you have three items of ammunition (indicated by the rocks in the top, left-hand corner of the screen) and three purple Grundos boosts (indicated by the three Grundo heads just below the rocks).

by dipper70

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The Lost Tomb of Coltzan: Part Two
"Um, Jynifer? When are we going to stop to drink? We really need to soon, if we ever want to reach the tomb of Coltzan." He paused, then muttered under his breath, "If the blasted tomb even EXISTS..."

by paintedpets4ever

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Fine Line: Part Three
Uva walked a fine line, but she had managed to keep up her fortune telling business without faltering even once. The pink Kau knew all the tricks of the trade...

by reggieman721

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