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Issue: 328 | 1st day of Awakening, Y10

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	Shoyru Adventures: Chronicles of the Poor pt.2 Some games are pretty dangerous... by lawrence_189
	All in a Day's Work The old MSPPs think the re-draws were a GREAT idea. =) by _razcalz_
	unsmartable They may not be the brightest Curious Sticks of Lethal Wax in the box, but I love my grundos. by easydamsel
	Poor Mutant Buzz A nice little Buzzer tries to cheer up a sad Mutant Buzz... by silent_hawk_wings
	I wanna be.... About Xweezell's wishlist Also by black_kisa by ximera
	Xweetok Popstar Earrings Poor Amy just can't get what she wants. by elexa56575
	Bad Influences The truth behind Tiki Tack Tombola prizes... by kzoolaur
	Baby Tales: The Beginning (Part 1) Yay! I'm going to be painted!! by jamloljam
	TRAODAF: Fruit Machine An occupational hazard of working for a game of chance... by gabeedragon
	The Evaluation of Insanity #2 I'm glad we can't. by the_foster_home235
	von Roo Zzz...Wha...? Also by dragon_girl7377_7 by kevinlin1216
	Some Fountain Courtesy Please It is time we spared a thought for the poor Fountain Faerie... by astrogrilledveggie
	Amikarashui #6 "Petpet Ponderings" by bluecloud300
	Cheesie Ouch... That's going to hurt in the morning... by amziie
	Newfangled- Plushie Problems Oh! Looks fun... by dragon_loyalty
	Freak-out - Sister Trouble Get me outta this comic! by ichigostars
	Inkhorn: Outdated Metal detected. by akamuse
	Cool Rule Borrow? by sarika_ambrielle
	And thy Jelly Pwns Never underestimate edible and non-existent beings who can expand their bodies. by dark_wil
	The One that Got Away! Quick, throw it back! Written by geneames1 by summerschilde
	Kadoatie-Wannabe Woes Whoever made up the name 'Kadoatie-wannabe'... by fjant
	Ashtar & Mok - Spoon What's wrong? by decalis
	Uber Fuzzy... Socks! Don't be silly! Those are socks, not stockings! by deluxe_cheeseburger
	And the Rest... Okay, that's enough gratitude. o.o by zutaragirl
	Dealing With Lunch ...warning, petpets may disappear. by neofeather
	L00py-Snowmucher Well, they HAVE to go too, don't they? by pichupet101
	Training Special humming by greenladysoap
	Me'o- neo: 15 Ways to Have Fun Part 3 There are so many evil but fun things to do in Neopia Central and here they are. by montoran
	Light House Life Fun and profit by louishooper
	That's Weird... How NOT to Haggle by __cuti3patooti3__
	The Gallion Ranch - spinoff What are the odds? Also by hakuryu_86 by zewq
	Comic Relief (Episode 2.1 - The Snowman) Join Puck, Zu, and Tod on their (mis)adventures around Neopia. Also by autbum by hoeiva
	New Year! This is going to be a good year. by kittycat517947
	Fuzzy Funnies Wow... by miranwestrell
	Welcome To My Life 3. Play :D by jambammer

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Although the amount of people with a given amount of neopoints shrank, the total number of neopoints in that group grew. The average neopoints per person was about 415,300 neopoints – a quantity that roughly two thirds had less than. On the other hand, the group with over two million neopoints (about 11% of the sample) had over half of the total neopoints. So roughly a tenth of the population has half of the neopoints. How did these people get so rich? Well...

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