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Issue: 289 | 27th day of Eating, Y9

Comics

	Springtime Woes This poor Kyrii's owner is taking the springtime festivities a little too far! by redvelvetrose_1978
	AAA = Arrogant And Annoying! Whatever you say, Aristotle... Also by dutchese159 by edmarblecake
	Chias' Life Bowling! by ooorianeoo
	Grubwitch! Tasty. Idea by mygoodguild by rookina
	A Job With Jhudora Unless you can eat paperclips... by xyllia
	Last Resorts It's... food, and it's talking? by clare1008
	Snowbeast Snackrifice Ever wonder what the Snowbeast does with all those Snackrifices? Idea by frzngonz by scarvogue
	The Valley of Spam Oh please. by chichikokoyamma
	A Day With His Grarrl Grarrls, the trustworthy pets for guarding items. by anti_industries
	Picmon Adventures! - Rich... Or Not! Rich... or not! :D by larenchan
	Random Evince #1 The smart bird catches the bug. by smart_dude06
	Memories of a Neopet --Spelling How do you spell "Superfluous"? by neokittycatt
	Randomness Don't mess with the gourmet food... by anime_freak999
	Code Blue Teh ebil petpets of Neopia... by shining_comet
	Random Concepts Looks like someone's a little jealous... by randomixed
	Shiny Gonna miss the island? by tamia_silverwing
	Ironically An eggy issue, #1 by whisp_will
	Pint-Sized I promise to feed him and pet him every day... by lachtaube
	Something Different There are better ways to wake Turmaculus... Not this way, though... by x__shadow_spirit__x
	*Sigh* Your owner really spoils you! by dragons9rhapsody
	Speck the Speckled One cookie. by cheetah_kougra
	Explifericity! You forgot?! by evalyn1012
	Cosmic Collisions What happens when Neopia meets up with a neighboring planet? by fries682
	Idle Chatter A rude awakening... by party_hobbit
	T3h Praedius Gelerts judge books by their covers! by arttimo
	The Gallion Ranch I see the Gallion Rancher is showing off his prowess with the rope... Script by hakuryu_86 by pacmanite
	Abnormal Espionage - The Neocam Check out what we really look like! by kazenkori
	Pyramids WARNING: Game may cause serious mood swings... by sheep_416
	Roc's Box Guest starring the pets of mcquackers2. by green_roc
	Something Again Has Happened Should have guessed. by sarika_ambrielle
	The Bunker As we all know, cereal addiction is a serious problem. by hubadawaha
	The Petpetpets of Neopia Spring is here. by starlet12
	NeoChaos! I never should have bought that Maraquan Neohome... by crk524
	Motes in Hiding! I collect motes! by cutiekitty234
	Neohome Problems Be wise building your Neohome. by kayla_sirvi
	Grey Day Just tryin' to brighten your day! by artist825
	Our 7: Jeran D-girl... a fangirl? by flowerchick81

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Catching Up: Part Twelve
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