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Issue: 277 | 2nd day of Awakening, Y9

Comics

	Insurance Why don't we have full neohome insurance? by apu_n
	Feeding Time! Want some more Glowing Jelly? by nomitts
	Done Deal! - Tomato Tantrum SPLAT! by pantheray
	Random o_O Randomness... by kiwi_sunlight
	SugarFull ...Leg? by dya_katt108
	The Darkest Side, Winter edition Snow, frost, and metal... by lovanim
	Neko's The trouble with having a sketch pet... Written by machupichu25309 by akakoneko
	Just Sit So why doesn't this ever happen...? by katopia12
	Journeys of Meridell Flashback time! by prismfire
	Faellie Follies: Feeling Fruity Guys, it is THREE A.M. by ewanspaz
	Thoughts from the OLDPD: Kads in Space Oh the horror... wait... Also by z0mg by extemporal
	Royal Disaster Royal pets don't row. by nokikissa
	Janitor Days I wish he'd stop daydreaming on the job by explorer_253
	Operation Zafara - In a Nutshell And so ends Operation Zafara; hope you enjoyed it! by x_marks_the_spot
	NeoNurse FIVE burn patients in one day? by gryffinrose
	Sloth + Evil = Hijinks Sloth? Evil? Noooo... by fuzzy_green_glue
	Stats Matter Not The smaller they are, the more things they get crushed beneath... by wsprite
	Something Spicy I've decided to try something different... by x_elwood_x
	The Tale-Tell Tails: Journey to the Center of Neopia How many licks to the center of the Neopian world? by nezreeze
	Maraquan Misadventures Maraquan Grundos can't get wet? by riiveran
	Almost Insane: Too-Casual Friday Looks like someone took "Casual Friday" a little too seriously. by vehement
	Something Has Happened I feel totally refreshed! by zelda2222
	Color Catastrophe! Careful what you say about your petpet... by neojulie44
	Just Another Comic Poor little Shaun. Idea by judepet by jamz76
	Pop Art I don't quite think this is what TNT had in mind when they asked for 'Pop Art'! by loubie_04
	neopets: neoventures Sophie's done it again... by guardianpinkneko
	Results May Vary Good throwing arm! by return_of_itsy
	Hali the Hissi ...And you thought free codestones were a good thing, right? by undefinded
	Automatic Advantage Even the most pwnsome weapons aren't always useful against the 'enemy'. by dissuasion
	Too Much Information The greatest villain of all time... by feydon
	Dandilion Tails: The Truth About Codestones Accepting best offer! Also by walkaroundstar by dandilion_crucifix
	Moofins and Meepits Unit!: Buzz Dreams Get it away! by blackaavar_reborn
	Off Track: Piggy-Back Could you give me a piggy-back pleeease? by klipsan
	Their Own Creativity An artistic vision, or....? by citadell
	Spazz: How to Catch a Titanic Giant Squid Here, Squiddy... by soaringeagle25
	The Gallion Ranch They must really like their Godori... Script by hakuryu_86 by pacmanite
	No Comment: Crossover It should be so easy. Art by flufey_is_cute by tirilia
	The Bunker Comedy?! Action?! Adventure?!!! Yeah, sure, whatever. Just gimme a cupcake! by hubadawaha

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Pound Volunteer Speaks

Sadly, when things don't work out in the home, people come to us. You know that scary Techo Dr. Death with the major bad hair-do and white lab coat? He does experiments on the abandoned pets. Only, you're probably thinking he's like Dr. Sloth. He's not. He is wacko, though. Yeah, um, no one is supposed to know, but his secret dream was to be...

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The Golden Earring
She pulled open the mirror and swept her short hair back, and realised something was wrong...

by emsidoodles

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Of Mops and Magic Dust
And so the day went, drying floods from the would-be water faeries, putting back together the library after an out of control wind spell, and cleaning up the mud tracked in from the earth field trip. Clean, polish, tidy scrub, fix...

by damson_rhee

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Return of the Guide to Professional Poking
There are three events in the Neopian Olympic Poking Events. The first is where one must poke an angry zomutt which runs around and will bite the Poker if they are not careful. Many have failed at this first hurdle...

by jumanjiki

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The Neopian Night Sky
Stars glow. Glowing things are pretty.

by goosher

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Legacy of the Lost: Part Three
It was just a short time later when the three were standing in the bows of a ship, enjoying the spray being flung into their faces. Well, two of them were enjoying it, at any rate...

by kimssuperanimals

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Revisited: Part Eight
"Where are we going?" whispered Jenny fearfully, but the Blumaroo refused to answer her. As they reached the end of the short passageway, Jenny tried to make a run for it...

by puppy200010

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