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Issue: 260 | 6th day of Collecting, Y8

Comics

	Random Stories - Series 2 Issue 2 - What a lucky day... or not. by karatehuendchen
	Nonsense: A Sticky Situation Brought to you by Adee the Chia. by kai_pawz
	Bring the Neopoint-screen We made a million neopoints! by _ob1_kenobi_
	Colorful Snowflakes A Petpet For Each Of Us... by chibikatza
	The Misadventures of a Pink Lenny "Wack-A-Meepit" Drawn by tamia_silverwing by immortalmina
	Neopian Circumstances How do you get a boiled egg in Neopia? by nefily
	Kadoatie Pinata? What's that bat for?! Art by xxdemexx by amit_oryan
	Petpetpet Problems Always keep a close eye on your valuables, and petpetpets. by btcomsa12
	And You're Covered in Paint Because? The pant devil strikes again!! by zhou_ying
	Traversing The crazed adventures of wily neopets... by thunderwolfcrys
	Hingoyle the Pea Chia The different peas of Neopia. by goody2shoes153
	NPv2 - A "Stars" vanishes in a puff of purple smoke! by quigglennimmo
	Fables: Why Not to Criticize Some pets will never learn... by ann13131313131
	Unbelievable! "It looks like your Shoyru has a bad case of Neogitus." by maiinoki
	Eccentricity Dreams are so easily broken... by kyrinn
	Haumpuafu Ow! That hurt!! by puppyluverz
	Yup, It's Me! How sweet! by j_ja_l_2003
	Go Crazy Akshaaisha doesn't like names with long numbers at the end. o_O by paranoidkit
	Colorblind Does that mean you eat brains? by penguizon
	My Best Friend The Brain Tree Deep-rooted emotional insecurities. by johesable
	Some Kinda... What do I look like? Script by blazeinthedarkness by obviousfakename
	Brain-less Tree Rarrrghhhghg! I'm a giant Shoe!! by da_dude_with_shoez
	~National Twins Day~ Lalala, tum te dum... by pixiepuff
	The Problems With Dung What is the difference? Idea by plutoplus1 by richnangela005
	Floored Rorru! Rorru needs a break! Art by m3rcuri by autoc007
	Bubble Trouble! Dung is lyk... soooo kewl!!! Idea by seeing_starz932 by rose_of_eternity_69
	The Gno Brained Gnorbus Hmmm, how gnice! A comic about a gnorbu! by zippo92740
	DUH! Incorporated - Epic Proportions WHAM! by shadow_zapdos
	That Burning Question Neopia's greatest question will finally be answered... or not. by isabel2294
	The Long Awaited Altador Plot Prizes And we thought TNT was just waiting for The Cyodrake's Gaze to finish... by mcgirlcat
	Neopups You're too tall. by coshi_dragonite
	'Prints The newest victim... by sylpheryn
	Skunk Zafara YAHOO!!!!! I'm a skunk zafara now!!!!!!!! by sistersmazoky
	Ewwww. Should Have Jumped on a Different Petpet! Look before you leap. by monikat
	Aboard the Black Dubloon They say he can't swim... by ravenatore
	A Spooky Halloween, pt 1 Prepare to be vampire food, mortals! by ghostkomorichu

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"Erew: The Seventh Abandoning" by jamice_muff_muff
Dr._Death put his head in his hands and didn't look up for several minutes. Erew waited patiently by his desk, his tail twitching from side to side. The Lupe was used to this behavior - it happened every time. For him, at least. He knew perfectly well that Dr._Death didn't want to put up with him anymore; he was just plain sick of seeing Erew turning up...

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Lesser Faerie
'It wasn't me,' thought the air faerie. She stopped and hovered inside a bush, giving her heart time to stop pounding. 'It wasn't me...'

by tashni

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Linda and Tiburo
She kept smiling, every day, all the time. Not one Neopet had ever seen Linda stop smiling, actually...

by royal9603jem

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10 Things to Do While you Restock
Here are 10 things that will make your restocking experience much more enjoyable.

by xynto

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Twenty One Tips on How to Be Boochi Safe!
If you have always dreaded the thought of being zapped by that little pink critter, then this article is for you!

by illusen_emrald

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At the AstroVilla: Part One
Dear Guest, We are sending this letter to confirm your stay at the AstroVilla for the next twenty-eight days. Your suite will be fully prepared for you upon your arrival...

by kemppotatoe

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Sol Dreaming: Part Five
"You shouldn't talk to Aquamarine that way," Sunshine says with a very innocent look on her face. Her solemn expression would look adorable to anyone other than those in the room...

by 30pets

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