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Issue: 251 | 4th day of Hiding, Y8

Comics

	Silliness The Giant Omelette is GONE! by betaflix
	Chatspeak Ch@t5p3@k on the neoboards... Don't you hate it? by lauraklamot
	Razzle Dazzle - Episode V Could it be love? by khestrel
	Major Malfunction Did you hear? by moonxtal
	The Looney Box Issues with cloud houses... by space_cadet_kelly
	Lemons Presents: Baby Giant Space Fungus My, what a healthy baby... by rhoc
	Why We Only Taunt the Pant Devil Um, are you sure there isn't an avatar? by arcanemon11
	Brain Dead Geez... I really need to get used to things here again. o.O;; by ashoryu
	Deep Hurting Pff, whiner. by nemoy
	DND: Do Not Disturb! Should have seen that coming... by frogluverjkr
	Invisible Paint Brush Problem Some Paint Brushes can be so annoying... by littlemisskirby
	Sibling Rivalry I don't think I'm so hungry anymore... by evilpuppyangel
	Qnde & Szoo: Troublesome Petpets Some Petpets are just unpredictable... by shubi5
	Xanie-Bo-Bannie Why so bummed? by 5tnt
	Restaurant Woes I think my dessert just winked. by khirkah
	The Callahan Files Zoe is desperately working to perfect her art skills. by caloriemuncher
	Oblivious What's his name? by ilarvitar
	Why is there so much dung in Neopia, eh? Mommy, what's that Meepit made out of? Also by swedish by voodoodollee
	Manners 101 After you... by emmaleigh99
	Meridell Petpet Defenders I think we'd better nix the Babaa Lamp. by sapphire123208
	The Three of Us Clouds aren't cheap... by fading_tranquility
	Constant Stupidity You're abnormal! by _darkthief_
	Croobie n' Kruff: Music Mayhem Off to see M*YNCI in concert. by bleachmouth
	Mischievous Mayhem Obey the Hat Chia... by miranwestrell
	NeoComp Another Day, Another Zap... by chibikatza
	Only in Neopia... Curse you, mama!! Story by angelkitten1314 by aokajin
	The Newbie Takes Over BEWARE AND NOTE: Water conducts electricity, my friends... xD by stardrop_k9
	Genuine What a horrible impression... by x_evil_nightmares_x
	Strange Concepts Racing should only be used when you have more than 700 hours and a really fast petpet. by _baby_rosie_
	Half Empty Everyone's a critic... by panther_puma

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Chia Conspiracy?

They're cute, they're cuddly, and they could mean the end of the world as we know it: the Chias. Yeah, I'm sure we all know them as those little Neopets that rather resemble large blobs with arms, feet, and the occasional hair-like appendage on the top of their heads. But what are they really hiding...

Other Stories

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Playing Like a Girl: Jair Tollet's Story
She did know one thing, though. She was never, ever going to play Yooyuball...

by excita

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Discovering Nobody
What if I interview someone? Me, Dr. Sloth? Interviewing somebody so ordinary that it's out of the ordinary?

by thecandyandfoodlover

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Cuddly Catastrophes
The menace is among us, and its name is Chia.

by pyrosquirrelx

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Confessions of a Neverending Boss Battle Champ
After becoming rich from invasion taxes, Dr. Sloth has decided to go ahead and build himself a glorious battlecruiser. It's got everything that an evil green genius could want...

by darkerstrife

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The Day 250 Struck: Part Two
The pets there all turned to stare at her. "Something evil is doing 250-related crimes all throughout Neopia!"

Also by plutoplus1

by puppy200010

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Past Reflections: Part Five
"You've heard about Tyne, yes? She was like a sister to me. We grew up together, watched over by our old adopted mother. Unfortunately..."

by smurfafied1800

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