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Razzle Dazzle - Episode II

Neopoints don't grow on trees, you know.

by khestrel
Deep Hurting

Not a very good anubis, is he?

by nemoy
Random Tails

Rare?

by eevee098
Petpet Ownerowner

No one's ever heard of a Symol LIVING in the Symol Hole.

by magnoliaprincess
Revenge!

*evil grin*

Also by robbob05

by lunatic_kiss

A Meepit Lovers Life

Shhh, we're concentrating...

by angy33
Never Be Normal

Food errors... why is there a bite in it?

by watercat86
Spooky

We have no choice...

by ghostkomorichu
Zeh Cute One: Shan = Sad

I like your pets, but...

by glowing_banana
Musings

Because asking questions helps you learn...

by elegon
Pickled Asparagus

Why TNT should lock their doors when the site is down...

by whispering__winds
Neorandomosity

Who cares ... just eat them!!!

by linnipooh
Neopian Insanity

Fiddlesticks!

Also by emmybug184

by cosmicfire918

The (Mis)Adventures of Gore

When helpful advice results in foaming mouths.

by chivo
How to Rule Neopia

"Lab Ray Confusion"

by castor_b
What Smileys Dream Of

What is it like not having arms or legs? Hmm. o-o

by citadell
The Smartest Spardle!

Fetch boy!!! ... ouch!!

by 900duckling
Not Fit For This World

She always asks for the same thing!

by soggy_cardboard
Random Storys - Mootix Madness

Remember: NEVER carry a Mootix longer than one year...

by karatehuendchen
ScreenCAPS

Sometimes a trip to the Rainbow Pool is NOT a good thing.

by anikajinn
Clecaira's on Fire

DON'T FORGET YOUR UMBRELLA!!!!!!!

by leahlynn09
Kawaii - Meepits

Awwwww....

by crow213
Flapdoodle

The most important skill in Cellblock is denial.

by obviousfakename
Typing Terror - Literally

Oh the horror!

Also by redmyst

by aimeilee

No Juice Break?!?!

The juice is MISSING?!?! Where did it go?

by sailornezumi
Silliness

Erm...?

by betaflix
Cybunny Collector : Plushie War

This plushie is limited edition!

by pogdespero
~Life with Sparkalaria and Friends~

Why, may I ask, do I have to wear this...?!

by fairie_140953
Plurr

Plurr starts to bury itself into what it thinks is a pile of snow.

by a_random_user
Boochi Encounters a N00b

OMG!!1!1!

by isaiahdjkim
The Pink Cloud

Valentine blues...

by racoony
BlaBBlers

The best ways to advertise your shop!

by kuruu_6
Evil Feepit

Please, anything but him!!

by fmoura_98
Spiffy

Why do I have to go to school?

by pegahorn12
 
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"Getting Revenge on 'Jocko'" by liquiddragonn
Being the clever Skeith I was, I always slept near a water source for drinking, bathing, and as a place to toss annoying petpets into. As I leaned over to catch a glimpse of my handsome mug, time suddenly seemed to freeze. I could feel the hairs along my chin and back stand on end. Through my bleary eyes...




Other Stories


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Rule Number One on Terror Mountain
I may not be the smartest Lupe in Neopia, but usually I'm smart enough to not do anything TOO stupid... up until about two weeks ago. I was on an errand to Terror Mountain with my sister...

by shadow_zapdos

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Finding the Way
Cat peeked out from under her headdress, where she had taken refuge. "Did she actually stop talking?" she asked, amazed. "My ears are still ringing, I can't tell."

by jade_steel

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The Ins and Outs of Gallery Making
Before you run off to spend your entire bank’s worth of Neopoints on random items, stop and think a moment. Why do you want a gallery? Are you trying to express a favorite theme? Show off some rare items you recently received? You read some article and they told you to?

by minaru

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Where Has Sloth Gone?
Sloth himself has not shown his slimy face in Neopia for over 5 YEARS! Which makes me wonder, “What is he doing?”

by azureel

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The Beauty Within: Part Two
He had barely gotten any rest that night, for he was still haunted by nightmares of that horrible place known as the Darigan Citadel. The monsters he had seen there...

by queen_aingeal

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The Kreludan Conspiracy: Part Two
"You have all been supplied with the most advanced Virtupets equipment. We will leave the Space Station in a few hours and arrive on Kreludor tonight..."

by azellica



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