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Tablet trouble

Never take your eyes off a baby pet!

by icecreamkatana
Royal Pain: Pick Your Own - Part 2

This gameplay makes no sense! Collab with mistyqee

by winner19955
Blossoms~ Digging Deep Part 9

You don't let me do magic in the house.

by twillieblossom
A Petpet goes to the Petpet Lab

"I hope the laboratory transforms you into a Petpet that gives avatar..."Collab with azucena46

by frecuencialatina
Weewoo Surprise

"Did you receive a letter...?"Collab with kikepv

by romina_r
Soup Alley

The daily struggles of the working man.

by bohneevair
The Floating Islanders - Brain Tree

A little confidence (and threatening aura) can go a long way!

by yankeesrule244444456
Sutek Muffin

"I have a delivery for Starseek the Lupe..."

by thegreenmooseofdoom
bday cards

even angry dark faeries deserve happy birthdays

by starbiology
Dressed to Impress

"They're so trendy and cute!"

by pikcel
More Peas, Please!

Reina is so generous!

by emiemi345
Godori Gamer

"I'll put my obelisk on the pyramids to make a match..."

by leighlizzzie
Darkest Corner: Ah, this issue!

"Hey Luna! I've got new issue of..."Collab with rurirawr

by dark_elfa
Misery loves company...

Time to head to the Neolodge! Collab with darkobsession

by jenna_lyn_russell
My Snailien and Me

"He's just like me..."

by logical_loophole
 
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"We're Okay" by quanticdreams
…Even as a young Ixi, however, he kept his past strictly to himself. “Jazan?” Nabile said, squinting into the Qasalan sun to try and make out the figure below. “There’s some sort of clown man outside.” Jazan shuffled blearily across the floor only to be catapulted into wakefulness by what he heard next. “Hanso!” he snarled. As usual, he heard the horrible little man before he saw him — Brynn had apparently gotten held up by the palace guards, which was reasonable, given that Jazan hadn’t expected them. Less reasonable was Hanso’s subsequent course of action, which was to shout Jazan’s name at the top of his lungs until the king himself showed up to punch him in the face. “Jazan, my pal, my buddy, I—” Jazan punched him in the face. He shook out his hand and turned to Brynn. “What is your business?” he said, perfectly composed. Brynn saluted him stiffly. “Captain Brynn Bowen of the Faerieland Guard—” Hanso groaned on the ground. “—and Master Thief Hanso Madeleine of Queen Fyora’s employ, your majesty.” “We’re treasure hunting,” Hanso said into the sand. “Securing dangerous artefacts.” “Same diff.” Jazan pinched the bridge of his nose. “Your presence, I understand, but why is he here? Don’t answer that, I understand the reasons perfectly,” he added as Brynn opened her mouth to respond, “I just don’t like them. Which artefact?”




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