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Unsung Heroes: Behind the Scenes Neopians Part 3

"This is the third in a series of interviews conducted with a handful of Neopia’s unsung heroes – those who keep our world spinning (sometimes, quite literally!)."

by thebanditrocks
10 Birdy Petpets for Your Feathered Friend

"You’ve just adopted a new feathered friend – Eyrie, Pteri, Vandagyre, Lenny, it doesn’t matter. As a big bird Neopet owner, I guarantee they’re going to only want the best of the best when it comes to Petpets."

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The Ripest Mynci Beach Volley Ball Tournament

"This tournament has drawn in Mynci teams from all over Neopia, each one eager to show off their skills and take home the coveted trophy." Collab with daschuffita

by actiontal
To All Returning Players...

"I mean, Neopets offers a variety of activities and it can get overwhelming. So here's a little guide to help to ease the confusion and offer some things to start with." Collab with vanillerrybeitje

by maryannyks
A Tyrannian Victory Day Shopping List

"Every year, on May 12th, Neopians of all sorts gather to celebrate Tyrannian Victory Day. This day commemorates the brave Tyrannians who fought for their freedom against the oppressive and evil forces that sought to overtake the historic land of Tyrannia."

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The Ripest Mynci Beach Volley Ball Tournament

Nana: Good morning Neopia! I’m your host, Galdana ‘Nana’ Scales and it’s a beautiful day as the Annual Mynci Beach ‘Month of Eating’ Volleyball Tournament is about to get underway. The sun is shining, the waves are crashing, and sand is warm beneath the feet of the Myncis. This tournament has drawn in Mynci teams from all over Neopia, each one eager to show off their skills and take home the coveted trophy. The first match of the day was between the Banana Hammocks and the Spike-a-delic Monkeys. The Banana Hammocks, known for their bright yellow uniforms, were confident in their ability to take down the competition. The Spike-a-delic Monkeys, on the other hand, were known for their wild hair and even wilder plays on the court. We turn to our pundits today to get a feel for the action: Tonu: Welcome, folks! Tonu Toe-Touch checking in with my co-announcer, Jazz Buzzer during this Month of Eating to give you all of the inside scoop of the Mynci Beach Volleyball Tournament! It's a beautiful day here on Mystery Island, and we've got a lot of teams lined up to bump, set, and spike their way to the top. Jazz: That's right, Toe-Touch. The stands are packed today with every species in Neopia ready to cheer for their favourite team. The competition is sure to be fierce, but we're in for some good ol' fashioned fun in the sun. Tonu: You know what they say, Jazz. Sun's out, Cybuns out! Jazz: (groans) Oh, Tonu. I think you meant "puns out." Tonu: (laughs) That was a slip of the tongue, Jazz. Speaking of slipping, have you seen those banana peels all over the beach? Someone better clean those up before we have a slippery situation on our hands. Jazz: (laughs) Nice one, Toes.

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