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I Can't Believe It's Not NC! BG Edition

Occasionally, I come across a gorgeous item that I can't find a trading value for. Upon closer inspection, I realize it's because this isn't a Neocash item--it's a completely affordable Neopoint wearable! In order to share this joy with the rest of Neopia, I've compiled a list of the most aesthetically pleasing NP backgrounds.

by waterbird333
Coming Back to the Neopian Times

Superb advice for the struggling Neopian Times writer in each of us.

by precious_katuch14
Coping With Happiness

Grey Day is upon us, and you know what that means. Iron-colored skies obscured by wispy silver clouds dropping charcoal-colored rain on the ashen streets of Neopia. A somber mood descends upon us as we spend the day inside reading from Grey Tonu Tales, comforting ourselves with a Grey Pizza Slice.

by weet_woo
Mystery Island Vacation Guide

If you’re anything like most travellers, deciding where to begin when planning your next big trip is the hardest part! Now that you’ve decided on the sandy shores of Mystery Island we can start narrowing down how you’ll spend your time in the sun.

by silver_mist_91
 
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Coming Back to the Neopian Times



Before I vanished from the face of Neopia for years – or rather, I was kidnapped by that rogue called “real life” – my last publication in the Neopian Times was way back in issue 654. This means over two hundred issues of the Neopian Times separate my most recent publication from the last. After such a long period of time being away from the Times and finally escaping from the bondage of real life, I returned to a different Neopia than I remembered, having missed several plots, developments, milestones, Daily Dares, and seasons of the Altador Cup. I shook off so many cobwebs and Dust Motes that I could probably carpet an entire room of my Neohome with them.



Other Stories


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Under Shenkuu Snows
Her tail brushed over her heavy footprints and left an ambiguous, soft trail in her wake. Are you sure you're not lost, Toq?", the Tyrannian Alkenore murmured in the Bori’s ear before nestling deeper into the golden mane until only the tips of her little ears and her horns were visible.

by sairahiniel

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Spike and the world that totally doesn't exist
Jelly, the second most popular food in the world. Next to the omelette, everybody has eaten jelly once in their life. Even if the pet hasn’t eaten free jelly, the Chocolate Factory Kiko sells some jelly candy. But where does it come from?

by hannahcreep

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The River that Flows Eternal
Whoa, what a creepy cave. Hey, mister, we’re sorry for bothering you. “I need to leave. Please, please, I need to leave.” Why was he thinking of this again? He didn’t want to. He had put it away, somewhere safe.

by movie138music

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All hat, no dragon
"Fine!" cried a heavily scarred blue Wocky, still twitching to look at the dragon. "This was supposed to be comeuppance for the Non-Circle feeding our precious relics of Nox to the Blobikins! No dragon was supposed to be involved.

by liouchan

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Pet reactions in the sidebar
Part 1: Destruct-O-Match Also by aelli

by kadfisch

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Jackpot!
Maybe carnival games are fair after all?

by bohneevair



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