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Enjoy the 850th Edition Party with Rarity 85 Food!

Just in case we might not have a chance to talk later, I would like to take the time now to thank you for coming to the Neopian Times’ 850th Edition Party hosted by yours truly. I am extremely happy to see you here!

Grab a drink and make your way around the garden. There’s a lot of food for you to get your hands (or fins, or paws, or … you get the picture) on.

by happyinengland

T3: The 850 Club - Top 35 Trophies for Scoring 850

To commemorate the 850th issue of Neopian Times, I have decided to create a special edition dedicated to the “850 Club”: games where a score of 850 points is enough to give you a trophy. While there are over 40 potential games to make the cut, this list features 35 games, ranked according to a number of factors, including difficulty, probability of getting the trophy during reset, game popularity and availability.

by talekdolorn
The Elusive Neopian Times Coin

The elusive prize of special editions through the years.

indebtedness

by seanman1224

NT #850 Best Pet Sites in Neopia - Chosen by YOU!

I polled and polled for this info. PET SITES! Everyone loves them, everyone has used at least one, and everyone (likely) has a favorite. It’s not uncommon to visit one of the Neoboards and find a Neopian or two asking for help and being directed to an amazing user-created site.

by return_of_weatherbee
Neopian Times Then and Now

Did you know that the Neopian Times was created before the Peophins, the Beauty Contest, the Soup Kitchen and the Wishing Well? And that it was released after the Trading Card Game (TCG), the Lupes and the Elephantes? Much has changed in Neopets, and there is no difference when it comes to the Neopian Times, which with 850 issues, celebrates the continuation of a project that involves several stories of the Neopian community.

Also by millyhz

by naama_mikeas

85 Reasons for 850 Issues - Why We Love The NT!

There are many things that we love about the Neopian Times! The very fact that it has continue to 850 issues shows just that! But to celebrate, I have compiled a list of 85 things that we love about the Neopian Times!

by carmen_lee123
Weewoos!

Their diet consists mainly of all kinds of neggs and some berries which are characteristic from their region.

Also by hits

by nacil30

The Mega-Super-Hyper-Fantastic All-Neopian Quiz!!

Think you’re a real whizz when it comes to Neopian general knowledge? Been a player for a long time and think you know it all? To celebrate the 850th issue of the Neopian times take this MEGA 85-question Neopian quiz and test your true Neopian knowledge!!

by phoned
Getting into a special edition of NT? How?

Being part of a special edition is a dream of lots of Neopians. Some try every time, but not everyone is selected. Whether it is the Halloween special, the Birthday special or the 50 editions special, what is the secret to having your text published?

by royal_real
 
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"A Queen's Ascension - War" by dudeiloled
Queen Sankara stood on the balcony of her room, feeling the cool breeze whip itself around her, causing her dark hair to dance wildly. It was another beautiful day in Sakhmet. But the days were always beautiful now that she was Sakhmet’s queen. She had not bothered with a fancy coronation – such frivolous activities were not her style. Instead, there had been an announcement of her brother’s death from a previously secret long-term illness, and her immediate succession. She had been crowned privately by one of the senators in the throne room, with only a few witnesses. The whole process had only taken a couple of days, and now her brother was sleeping eternally in the royal tomb, only one room away from Amira. Ironic, really. She remembered the day like it was yesterday – it was hard to believe she had actually been queen for three months now. She had left her brother’s royal apartments (the ones she now slept in) the night before his death, having had a celebratory feast and drink with him.




Other Stories


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The Weewoo Keeper and the Sea
This is my short story submission for the 850th issue of the NT! This story has a personal, very short dedication at its end for my grandmother Patricia.

by miraday

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The Weewoo who found his name
One fateful morning, as the sun rose over Krawk Island and the flocks of parakeet and pawkeets started their cacophony of daily songs, each one clamouring to be louder their neighbours, a small Weewoo gently stirred from his sleep.

by smilingpony

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Zur’s Zombie Roomate:Part Four
“HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO? ANYBODY HOME?”

by skittleskit09

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A Queen's Ascension - War
It was another beautiful day in Sakhmet. But the days were always beautiful now that she was Sakhmet’s queen.

by dudeiloled

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Happy 850th issue, Neopian Times!
Here's to many more issues and weewoo's for the future!

by littlegirlydude

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End of Year 20 Bulletin
beep brzzzt boop reporting live

by welikedots



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