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 | 10 Underappreciated Neopets Under 1 Mill NeopointsOH NO THE PLUSHIE CHOMBY PRICE WENT UP AND IT'S REALLY AWKARDLY OVER 1 MILL NP
by keira522 |  | ScrapHave you ever thought of how important the use of scrap items is in Neopia as a whole? Well we have and we certainly believe that they need more love than they currently receive. Scrap items don’t get as much praise as they should because they are taken for granted in most Neopian’s everyday life.
by water_park1993 |  | A Paint Brush GuideChoosing a paint brush to paint your Neopet can be a difficult and expensive choice (brushes can cost several million NPs!), and not every Paint Brush is available for every pet.
by myjudem |  | How to Nickname Your Badly-Named NeopetYou’ve impulse-adopted from the Pound. A color and species you just couldn’t resist. You’ve always wanted that Candy Kougra, that Woodland Grundo, that Ice Xweetok, that Plushie Gelert. But you didn’t stop to consider just how terrible their name is.
by newenglandquizzer |  | Need Help Picking a Neo New Year Goal?Ahh a new year! I’m not sure why, but the thought of a new year makes people think of new beginnings or a fresh slate. But this year, you aren’t sure what you want! Well I’m here to help.
by califorthehomeless |  | Yummy: A Box of Chocolate… Petpets!The first thing you should know about Petpets that appear to be painted Chocolate, is that they aren’t actually “painted” Chocolate.
by rowdy420 |  | 5 things to do AFTER you get your dream petSo you have spent months or even years working hard to get that special pet that you have always dreamt of. You might have played thousand of games and lived your Neo life on a tight budget to save for that paint brush or morphing potion. Or you were constantly on the Neoboards, trying to trade for your “dreamie”.
by _mg |  | List of Activities to do during the Wintertime!Now that everyone’s favorite Neo-winter activity is over (you guessed it, that would be Advent Calendar, with all the free items, neopoints, and fun daily animations), there are still a ton of things you can do with your Neopets during the coldest season of the year.
by k3l26 |
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"A day with Kanrik, leader of the Thieves Guild
" by k3l26
Veifira, a royal Draik, was wandering Mystery Island’s Trading Post in search of some good deals. She had just fought with her sister for the umpteenth time about Veifira not wanting to wear a fancy gown to Princess Amira’s Lost Desert annual ball. It was hard to be agile while wearing a dress and, for someone who would rather live the life of a thief, Veifira preferred to be nimble. She sighed, wanting to find the perfect apology gift for her sister. She walked by stalls and stalls of items, stopping in front of a table with a Super Attack Pea.
No one could afford that, Veifira thought to herself with a chuckle. She was about to walk away when she heard someone say, "how much?"
She whipped her head back to see who had inquired, coming face to face with Kanrik, who she recognized from the news. After all, he was one of the leaders of the factions – the Thieves Guild – in the War for the Obelisk.Veifira watched with wide eyes as the stall owner and Kanrik bartered in hushed tones. Finally, Kanrik handed over a large bag of goods and Neopoints and the seller passed over the tiny Super Attack Pea.
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