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Kelp Restaurant: The Secret Recipes

Secret menu? Please. We've got all the answers right here...

by happyinengland
The Most Thorough Gormball History Lesson, Part One

The best game there ever was and ever will be, Gormball is one of the earliest games in Neopia and has been adored by fans far and wide.

by mouseketeers
Guide to the Battledome: Avatar Opponents (Part 4)

Here, I’ll go over recommended pet stats, weapons, and strategies to defeat the Ghost Lupe, Kasuki Lu, Meuka, Black Pteri, and Space Faerie, all of whom reward an avatar.

by berzerkturtlez
Neopian Travel Guides - Shenkuu

Shenkuu has so much to offer, find out the ins and outs of all things Shenkuu

by jjensen688
Food Club for Amateur Foodies

For people wanting to start making their own bets, this article is for you. If you're interested in following someone else's bets, I'll have some tips on how to help with that, too.

by crazy_holly_ii
What's The Deal With Darigan Citadel?

Floating high in the sky above Meridell sits an ominous, shadowy land that many people fear. It seems to always be in a shroud of purple and black, and the history of the place is immensely terrifying.

by littlehector
Gaming Skeiths

Most Skeiths are not recognized for their gaming skills, but there are actually a surprising number of Skeiths featured in games. We are here to help you celebrate today to the fullest with all the gaming Skeiths, from well-known Skeiths like King Hagan and King Skarl to the lesser known ones like the blue one in Hungry Skeith whose name is unknown.

Also by blue_eyed_tiger_j

by wokitana

How to Achieve Your NeoGoals

You have a dream-a big, wild, elusive dream. It sits in the back of your mind. You might day-dream about it. Well say-dream no more. It is time to make that dream a reality!

by pempem9
11 Overlooked Spook-Worthy Wearables

Who said September was too early to start planning for the fright-fest we all adore?

by 09004888
The Faerie Festival Potluck: Land Quest Edition

There are many traditions the Faeries follow for the Faerie Festival, one being the potluck.

by pikachu315111
Festive Items to Put You in the Fall Spirit

These items range from fall décor to clothing items for our pets and beyond! Here’s a list of the items you’ll find me adoring all autumn long!

Also by _arkham_asylum_ and afsheen_27

by ilovemykitties12

 
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"Moonshot" by goldmoon_
"I'm going to fly to Kreludor on my own two wings," Tresapeake said, and there didn't exist a word or phrase in the Neopedia that could dissuade her. There was the small issue of not having natural wings, as a Mutant Lutari, but the shops and their keepers had invented attachable wings and so she figured she might start there. “Yes, we have plenty of wings," the first shopkeeper, a dainty Ixi, gushed while parading Tres down a stuffed aisle. “Chocolate Wings and Cherry Blossom Wings and Candelabra Wings and—" “Beautiful," Tres said, blinking at a pair of wooden wings somehow perpetually on fire. “Which are the best for flight?" The shopkeeper trilled a worried tone. “Flight? As in flying? Oh goodness, well, a young lad recently traded in these Ingenious Flying Contraption Wings, and by the name, it does sound like they would be ideal to take to the skies!" Tres examined the proffered invention, testing the tautness of the canvas and the integrity of the wooden beams. With a beaming smile, she handed over the requisite payment, and out she went with only a little difficult in getting her new wings through the door. - - - - - Tuesday was the day. Her best friends, Motley and Nintuck, peeped out from behind a nearby rock on the long, grassy plain. “I question the wisdom of your endeavor," the bookish Nintuck protested, adjusting her Ogrin suspenders and patting at her gray hair. “I propose that we take to mathematics and digest the possibilities of both success and failure." Motley, a Magma Nimmo, was of a different mind. “Shh," Tres could hear the half-attempt at a whisper. “This is going to go so wonderfully terrible!" Tres clinched another buckle and leaned from side to side, adjusting to the weight of the wings. She'd spent the last several days trying the wings on, sanding down rough edges, and reining in unruly spokes. She squinted down the path at the edge of the knoll, below which the hill dipped down about five or six feet, and took a deep breath. “I'm doing it!" she informed the pair behind the rock, and with the same gumption she'd assembled at the beginning of this endeavor, she sprang forward.




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Faerie Origins: The Dung Faerie
The faerie she was speaking to was gazing out in the opposite direction, facing the many acres that stretched out before her bewildered eyes.

by butterflybandage

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Moonshot
"I'm going to fly to Kreludor on my own two wings," Tresapeake said, and there didn't exist a word or phrase in the Neopedia that could dissuade her.

by goldmoon_

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The Princess of Flowers: Part Nine
It was the perfect place to recharge our senses.

by downrightdude

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CONJUROCALYPSE: Part Four
The small Aisha had ran for what seemed like ages. The rage was her fuel that carried her legs. She should have tired long ago but the warmth turned hotter the longer she ran.

Also by emberfusion

by remidica


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Mmmm candy pets
This is worse. Much worse.

by serebii251

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Ill for Good: Part 2 - Neezles
Awh man i've got the neezles.

by sergente__hartmann



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