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The Best and Worst Dressed Fellas in Neopia

Have you ever wondered who the best dressed men around Neopia are? I’ve have searched high and low to make that executive decision.

by spukl1
Weather Inappropriate Pets

This begs the question, though: what happens when the color your pet changes into becomes a problem for your location?

by doglover3662
Top 10 NC Spring Wearables

Enough of winter! The spring is here and this article is exactly about how can we start it off on the right foot.

by paraxeno_daimonio
The Wheel of Extravagance Project

How I lost 11.5 million Neopoints over the the last year.

by bittersweet52
12 Petpets with Multiple Uses for Your Convenience!

While petpets are specifically meant for our pets to play with, take care of, and enjoy having by their sides, this doesn’t mean they don’t have other uses! In fact, below is a list of twelve petpets that can do more than just keep our pets company.

Also by yashasvika and gameboyknight

by ilovemykitties12

Dear Fippinator: Daily Dare Edition!

These questions were all gathered anonymously, Neopians far and wide shouting at me on the street hoping to get some advice on their most pressing issues. I'm not an expert by any means but I do what I can!

by fippinator
NCvesting: Your Guide to Neocash Investments

The Neocash marketplace functions like an economy, where investments are a chief source of success. I have devised and practice three key strategies that help accumulate investment capital!

by 34524
The Most Valuable Prizes from Your Dailies

In this article, I will go through some of the most valuable and rare items one can win from various dailies and discuss why they are so valuable.

by andrewo94
Letter to Neopia

In this week leading up to the annual and vastly overrated Grey Day, I feel that it is my obligation to inform you positively primeval peasants that you’ve been duped.

by hollywoodshowbox
 
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"A Curse on Meridell" by _the_spardel_queen_
Aphridite was born for the throne, she was raised to be Queen. Yarce on the other hand, the second sister, would always be just a princess. She didn't have much interest in balls, fancy dresses or politics in the court anyways. Her true passion was gardening. While Aphridite was in her classes learning five different Neopian languages, performing in piano recitals and reading in her diplomatic relation lessons, Yarce was usually found outside in the the fields, digging up dirt to plant seeds. Her parents were horrified at her behavior, Yarce would show up to her own classes covered in dirt, with mud in her thick, blonde braids. She showed up to her own birthday ball in torn jeans and gardening gloves because she forgot the date. The townspeople and neighboring kingdoms all knew of the rebellious princess and constantly made a mockery of her. But she didn't care, there was something special about being outside with the breeze flowing through her hair and she felt like nothing could make her quite as happy as seeing a flower that she had planted, bloom. Her parents eventually understood, and knew that Yarce needed to find her own path in life. Many many years later, after Aphridite was crowned the Queen and their parents took off to keep up relations with other kingdoms around the world, Yarce began to feel troubled. Her small plot of land she was allotted would not grow anything.




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Stand By You
“You never know,” Sarah said, her eyes sparkling with hope. “Tomorrow could be the day that changes everything.”

by jockylocky

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First Day of School
As the Mynci giggled and walked away, Claylan frowned and shook his head. It was going to be one of those days. The first day of school was always like this—he should have expected as much.

by carizeecrow

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Defenders Series 3: Siren of the Snows: Part Two
He knew only that Tech Tonic had been to none of them, meaning he hadn’t done any new investigating after going missing- all these newest cases had happened after the young hero vanished.

by shinkoryu14

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Janet and Jane: The Case of the Vanished: Part One
It had been five years to the day since... It's a little hard for me to explain, really. Let me just say that a couple Neopets Jane and I were close to left us... Jane and I didn't like to talk about it. We didn't even like to think about it. Don't expect me to tell you more about what this is about.

by chasing_stars44

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Uncrowned: Part 7
Your reign ends now!

by mucka33

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Model Neopians-Glow
Well that's one way to put a Draik to use...

by modelsheet



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