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Unpopular, Yet Favorited Games Across Neopia

Bored with Kass Basher? Tired of Meerca Chase? How about a different game for a change of pace?

by yoshisislandbandit
Autumntastic: Top Five Autumn Items - Foregrounds

Get to know about the top five Autumn items in Neopia!

Also by morifoy

by sosuleaf

Autumn, How Do I Love Thee? Let Me Count the Ways...

There’s a chill in the air and the leaves are a kaleidoscope of brilliant color; autumn is here! Let’s pick apples in the orchard and visit farms to hunt for the perfect pumpkin. Grab a sweater; we’re taking a scenic route.

by yuri445
Four Legged Friends (FLF) NP Wearables: Jan-June

Hi there everyone! We are back with another edition of Four Legged Friends. Not familiar with us? Well, I (Amanda) am a huge eyrie fan and Hayley is a huge Gnorbu fan - we want to highlight wearables and show customizations that are specifically dedicated to four-legged pets!

Also by 987654321_hj

by piinkskullz

+1 Lookup

We have scoured the very depths of the vast lands of Neopia to bring you a compilation of things to do and accomplish, whether you are a seasoned player or a brand new one. We will be detailing seven different topics and tasks that you can do to "one up" your lookup

Also by rose_loves_you_xoxo and aeaglebabe09

by marcthegr8est1

How to Play and Master Extreme Faerie Cloud Racers

Extreme Faerie Cloud Racers is a fast paced game that involves racing around a square field, trying to outlast your opponents. I have been playing this game, and now, I am reporting in this issue of the Neopian Times, my guide to doing as well as possible in this game.

by oxbridge_united
The Best and Worst of Neopia

The one thing about growing up in the land of Neopia is… Well… There are a lot of things! For one, think of all the friends you have made over the years, not just in your Owners’ guild, but in all the lands around you. You think your Owner is as well traveled as a Neopet? Well, maybe not in that strange fantasy world called the ‘real world’ that your Owner supposedly lives in, but here in our world? Yeah, right

by yautja_warrior
 
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Four Legged Friends NP Wearables: Jan-June



A: Okay, let's get down to business! Hi there everyone! We are back with another edition of Four Legged Friends. Not familiar with us? Well, I (Amanda) am a huge eyrie fan and Hayley is a huge Gnorbu fan - we want to highlight wearables and show customizations that are specifically dedicated to four-legged pets! H: We have been busy with work and school, but thought that now was a good time for another edition of FLF. Why? Because there have been so many awesome NP-only wearables out so far this year, we want to bring them to your attention. We get super excited about customizing, and we want you to get excited with us! YAY!



Other Stories


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The Perfumed Plight of a Posh Princess
Chessangie the Royalgirl Draik was sifting through the mail at her house when she noticed a beautiful envelope which bore a rosy pink hue. She saw that it was addressed to her, so she opened it. She was enthralled by the sparkly glitter and intricate details on the card which she found inside.

by _brainchild_

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Learning from Rejection: A Story of Redemption
Due adjusted the basket hanging from the crook of her elbow before putting her paw on the doorknob on the front door of her home. After being let off early from work, she was excited to spend the day working on her arts and crafts. As soon as she opened the door, however, she smelled the distinctive, salty scent of jelly tinged tears.

by rocksysmom

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The Ardors and Agonies of Witchcraft: Part Four
Ronan’s pleas were met with a slammed door. He gave a frustrated groan, raking Magma claws over his face. “How could I let this happen? We’ve been taking such careful stock...”

by hybatsu

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Defender Scarlet Shadow in the Backstab Knight: Part Two
"Right! I think it's time we discussed why Scarlet and I are here. We're here to help you guard the shield." Aspen said. Harvard raised an eyebrow. "I'm glad we'll have you around Sir Aspen but I'm not sure if Scarlet Shadow would be of much help." He said. Sopherie bristled at those words.

by orisasda

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Royal Pain
I am the best owner.

by winner19955

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How Elvin Got His Bandages
That's the second time!

by flustre



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