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A Rebuttal - Hagan is Definitely Better!

Are you still on Team Skarl? Well, here are five indisputable reasons why King Hagan is better.

Also by dr_tomoe

by agedbeauty

What Qualities Do You Like In Your Fellow Neopians?

I posted a thread on the Help Neoboard asking people what qualities they like to see in their fellow Neopians.

by indulgences
The Plight of Jelly Pets

Jelly pets are only capable of eating jelly. If we eat anything other than jelly, we get terrible stomach aches...

by wishpers
Pidgy Marie, The Neopian Pound, The Unclothed Truth.

The following is a transcript of last night's Interview with Pidgy Marie, The Neopian Pound, The Unclothed Truth.

by legen_wait4it_dary
Tips for Stingy Trading Post Users

Get your neopoints worth and simultaneously spend as little as possible.

by kamagirin
Why You Shouldn't Eat Your Veggies

With the 18th day of Awakening just around the corner, I'd like to take some time to talk about one of the most wonderful species of Neopets: Chias.

by chye_baby
8 Tastiest Chias

To celebrate this Chia Day, I'm counting down the 8 tastiest Chias in Neopia.

by trubiekatie
Earthquake!

In the early hours of the Eleventh Day of Awakening, an earthquake was felt across Neopia. The area with the most damage appears to be Tyrannia...

by jamba_jukeba
 
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"Surprise with a Twist" by 77thbigby
Trick was sixteen years old. At the beginning of the month of Hunting, he had gotten lost on Mystery Island for two weeks. It had been a trying ordeal for the young Pteri and now, one month later, he was still in recovery. That's why Legend was there now. Trick wasn't fully healed but he was definitely feeling better and driving his siblings mad in the process...




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Surprise with a Twist
"I heard that you needed something to do with your life. I need help with a surprise party I'm throwing. So, are you game?"

by 77thbigby

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The Travels of a Would-Be Knight: The Best Offense
"Spring, slow down!" 

Spring cackled happily as she flew through Happy Valley on her broomstick...

by daniecelpines


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Overboard: Part Five
"I can't believe this is happening. What are we going to do? How am I ever going to get home?" Xepen cried, sitting down in the hot sand.

by allison_kitty11

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We All Fall Down: Part One
A lone Hunter strolled through the woods, wide-eyed, light-footed and all ears.

by ellbot1998

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On the 15th
At least there's chocolate to eat...

by irasshai

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My Slice of Neo: Oh the Vanity
This is why you put on make up AFTER you have decided what to wear...

by sammygdog_2



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