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5 Tips to Key Quest Domination

In order to be a high roller and get the chance to win map pieces and paint brushes, you need to learn how to play strategically.

by kspare2
Draik and Potatoes

Loathe that Potato...

by oo_luckey_duckey_oo
The Crazy Techo Fanatic: King of the Stadium

The Crazy Techo Fanatic, also known as the Techo Super-Fan as well as the Angry Techo, has made quite some noise in Neopia ever since his discovery in the Altador Cup.

by faeriequeenoffire
20 Must Haves For Winter

Winter means a lot of things for different Neopians, but if you enjoy dressing up your pets it probably means a lot of chances to create fun wintery customizations.

Also by silly_mistake

by star138

Click Goes the (Gnorbu) Shears

Our Gnorbus are ready to greet the New Year in their glossy new manes after the shearing!

by 4g0tt3n4ng3l
Neopia's Top New Years Fashions

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a fashionista in possession of a good wardrobe, must showcase her best design on New Year's Eve.

by fireairshadow
Sticking to Those New Year's Resolutions on a Budget

As they fumble for the alarm on a dark, cold winter morning to go and do some exercise, a glance at the calendar mockingly shows that this is the month of Sleeping.

by equinewhispers
Style Guide: Aisha Day

Hear ye, hear ye come one and all to another edition of Style Guide. This week's special guest is Abigail!

by ilovezacandhsm
 
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"Half Baked" by dewdropzz
She noticed the bulletin board on the back wall and unconsciously made her way over to it. She didn't often look at the bulletin board, as it rarely advertised anything she found interesting. Today, however, she saw a poster for something right up her alley: A Day of Giving cookie contest! Zami gasped. Baking was...




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The Hunter
"You have the right to remain silent, Balthazar," one of the Chia cops said.

The blue Lupe growled darkly...

by spotlightstarzafara


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Waiting
The world was spinning. It was like he was spiralling down a vast dark vortex...

by xaetear

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Dark Faerie Dreams: Part Two
It is safe to say that nothing in all my life ever terrified me so much as being trapped inside one of Balthazar's bottles.

by ilovemycatembers

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Hannah, Brynn, and Nabile and the We Hate Hanso Club: Part Three
"Will you two stop and head for Brightvale already?" Brynn sighed wearily. "Four-year-olds, I'm always surrounded by four-year-olds."

by kristykimmy

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Heights and Weights
That time when you compare the heights and weights of two pets and you realized it just doesn't make any sense!

by hideri

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Mustache Wax
Heh.

Also by bubblequartz

by breakingchains




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