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Caring for your Magma Pet

How do you adapt to living with this newly red-hot version of your beloved pet? Here's a handy guide to help you out!

by jocelyn_joy
Top 10 Dresses for Dressing Your Draik

I have complied a list of the top 10 dresses that I think look the best for dressing your gorgeous Draik.

by fireairshadow
A Neopians Guide to Poogles

Poogles are one of Neopia's favourite pets, partially because of their Limited Edition status, and partially because of how cute they are. But most Neopians know nothing about them!

by bencat52
Neopian News Network: Altador's Economic Woes

Looking at the crowded streets near the Coliseum full of fans, one would never imagine that Altador is teetering on the brink of an economic catastrophe.

by aerlam
Neopian Business Review: Success of Cheeseroller

His business success is undeniable but very few people seem to notice it. The Cheeseroller Techo agreed to a short interview where we were able to ask him about Cheeseroller as well as a bit about himself.

by raining_iilesfor
Your Pets & a Healthy Diet

Summer is here and healthy food is plentiful!

by brittboo_x
Must Haves For the Neopet that Loves to Cook

Some amazing items that are sure to improve your Neopet's cooking.

by pinkcrown123
 
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"Tales of a Side Account" by cotton_candy_cy
Here I was, home. And what a great home this would be.... Oh, how wrong I was. This was my new mother's side account. A side account is dreaded by most pets, a place where they are often forgotten, left to waste away. Oh, sure, she came back to feed us. But she never spoke a word to us. Just marched us down to the Soup Kitchen and left. That's another thing about side accounts. All you eat is soup...




Other Stories


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The Bonehunter
The Halloween Hissi was one of the many bonehunters that scoured the Haunted Woods, searching endlessly and patiently for more and more bones.

by dragonstorm_75

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Blue Eyes in a Frame of Brown Fur
I carefully crossed the room to a chair and sat. I instantly had to jump right up. The reason; someone was already in it. In the chair was a little blue Xweetok.

by sara_midnight_24

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That Summer: Part Three
"Paint..." Bliss said through clenched teeth "...what are they doing here?"

by star_artist_girl

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Pirates of Shenkuu: Part Four
Too late, I realize our ship doesn't even have a name. Thinking of the sails, I start. "The Purple. . ."

". . .Dumpling," Panbu finishes dreamily. I stare at him.

by cityface28761


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Rejected Chia Colors
Though they seemed like a good idea at the time...

by sk8ergirlgelert

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Being a Sore Loser
Or a sore WINNER...

by utau127



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