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Issue: 542 | 27th day of Eating, Y14 |
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| 5 Ways to Celebrate Cybunny CarnivalA humorous and intriguing guide on how to make the most of Cybunny Day.
by greenglitter | | Neopian AnagramsIt's been a while since I wrote my last article on quizzing and gave you a challenge.
by daughters_ofthe_moon | | Lazy Yet Creative Ways to Get RichJust follow the steps in this guide exactly and I promise you'll be a millionaire in no time!
by elementdragongirl | | Top 25 Most Beautiful AvatarsThere are so many different avatars on Neopets, but not all of them are created equally. Some are more beautiful than others.
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by mercy_angel | | To the Top of the Mountain: SW1 and SW2 Princess Terrana, younger sister of the infamous Princess Lunara, hopes to prove herself worthy of the title "Shenkuu Warrior" by racing her way up some of Shenkuu's tallest mountains armed with nothing more than her wits and a shiny grappling hook.
by iamduffan | | 6 Steps to Successful Spring CleaningRead this book for a series of sound, cleaning advice and endless, endless bad jokes. Endless.
by vanilla_paw | | Why Your Genius Neopet Can't Solve Zaira's MysteriesSadly, there were some Neopians that fell to laziness, and looked at their intelligence 500+ Neopets, wondering if... maybe, just maybe... maybe their Neopet, who was so much smarter than they were... could solve it for them?
by palidus_tomato | | The Ten Best Prizes From the Mini Plastic NeggsNope. Not bitter at all... *shifty eyes*
by dr_tomoe |
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Your Neopet Can't Solve Zaira's Mysteries
Your pet is likely to go on scores of mental side-steps, breaking down each character in the story and attributing aspects to their personality. So the wizard from Entry 8 doesn't like Brightvale... Brightvale is the center of all learning. This means that the wizard is too ignorant to be trusted with any Negg of vast importance, so they definitely aren't going to be the ones grabbing the Clockwork Negg. The blacksmith, similarly, was stupid enough to knock a branch onto his own head and injure himself... even without knowing he takes the Sand...
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My Brother Eftae The night before I was due to leave for Mystery Island, Eftae came into my room. He was my brother and best friend. 'Are you excited?' he asked...
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A Thorn in the Rose I listened to the echoing tap of the old man's cane as he walked away. Bound up in my prison of greed, I had nothing to do but reminisce of days lost.
by justinamorgan |
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Things Best Remembered: Part Five The sword was made of a mixture of Emberatia – "Good for channeling or blocking magic," Tristan told her with a wink – jades, and emeralds. It caught the sunlight beautifully...
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