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	The Casual Neopian's Guide to Battledoming I present only what you'll need to know for beating most of the avatar opponents or the Defenders of Neopia challengers. by rider_galbatorix
	Top 10 Wearables for your Grey Pet: Neopoint Edition Dozens of ways to customize your grey! by sychologist
	How To: Effectively Advertise Your Guild The three most common ways you can advertise your guild in a polite, yet effective way. by lil_grape_arborz
	World Challenging for Fun and Profit Whether you are longing for competitive play, seeking to enhance your gaming experience, or just looking for an opportunity to increase your profit, the World Challenge (WC) may be for you. by zabnor
	10 Ways to Turn a Bad Day into a Good One So you're having a grey day, what now? by pinkpaint
	Dress to Depress Here are some great fashion ideas that will help you dress to depress! by jamespongebob
	How to Care for Your Menacing Purple Bug As with all creatures, your tiny purple bug needs four basic things to survive: sleep, food, water and a plethora of Hanso-related items. by coco_bella
	Take A Walk On The Grey Side I'd like to address the stereotype that our bland appearances provoke in all manner of Neopians. People think that we're sad, that we like to be customised with dull, often uncomfortable backgrounds... by gina_bunny
	Five Worst Places For Grey Pets To Live In Neopia There are several places in Neopia that just aren't good places for Grey pets to live. They're just too bright or cheerful for a grey pet to live in peace. by dr_tomoe
	Celebrating Negativity! Sometimes we all need a little negativity in our lives... by aifricr
	The Way to Be Grey Grey Day: the saddest day in all of Neopia. A day set aside to honor the heartbroken, the lonely, and the pets that are, well, just Grey. by xxsicklullabiesxx

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"Darkest" by marthajill
I sighed and carried on polishing the collection of Draik morphing potions on top of the fireplace, thinking of all the more exciting things I could be doing. Like watching paint dry. My owner Jess was coming back from a long hiatus tomorrow, though, and my brother Kam and I wanted to make our neohome look...

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Vampires from Space!
"In fact," Jennings continued, "Sometimes I even consider it a pity that self-appointed dictators such as myself do not have a union. If we did, I could petition for shorter working hours, a better pension..."

by herdygerdy

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Darkest
She's not who you think.

by marthajill

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Perfectionist: Part Four
Flowers are tossed and grasped. The cast bows.

And the whole time Rese beams with superiority.

by virtuosoe

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Order of Four: Part Twelve
Carlisle was in his place, that was what mattered: his place by Ilyis's side. And if he was quick enough, if and only if he was quick enough...

by jokerhahaazzz

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Boochi Joins the Festivities
Welcome to the Negg Festival!

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by madamkambria

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The Roleplay Cafe
I want to read every book in Neopia! ...You know, except that one.

by purrfect_cookie

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