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	In Praise of Mediocrity I think that the Wheel of Mediocrity deserves a little more respect than most Neopians are willing to offer it. by fwoogleberry
	Sloth Appreciation Day (SAD) Dr. Frank Sloth has been one of the greatest super villains of all time. So this is a day we must come together to celebrate... Also written by layeredcrazy by skyerandom301
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	Sweet Bites: Buzz Day! Here are just some of the sweet bites that we can offer them on this joyous occasion! by silvernightingale
	Appreciating Sloth: A Celebration Plan Proposal Various ways we can celebrate Sloth Appreciation Day besides the usual cake and candles... by lute248
	The Voice of Neopia: An Interview with Dr. Sloth Dr. Sloth wants YOU to help him in his quest for world domination! by cardsperson_ii
	A Special Sloth Day Get ready, Neopians, as it is everyone's favorite holiday. The 14th day of Sleeping marks the annual entertaining and widely-celebrated day known as Sloth Appreciation Day. This day is dedicated to the one, the only, Dr. Sloth himself! by babygirl122187
	4th Annual Neopies: Do They Matter To You? Who and what will be nominated? What were the best—and the worst—events of the year? Art by tashni by tashni

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Benny took the last swig of his grog and slammed the mug down on the counter, sliding it over to the shopkeeper. The Yurble behind the counter took out a jar of Grog and refilled the mug. "That'd be another 50 Neopoints, sir," the shopkeeper said, sliding it back to him. Benny caught the mug and stared down into it for a long time, then looked up and gave the shopkeeper a stern glare. "What was that?"

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