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A Guide to Guild-Leading

Just follow these fifteen simple tips, and you'll be on your way to guild-leading success in no time.

by _beastmaster728_
Stepdown: The Case for a New Ruler

Fyora, unfortunately, is getting too old for this.

by madjrium
Ruler of the Bilge

You have three opponents – Monty, Grimtooth and Deadeye. Your job is to get a higher score than any of them.

by 9shorerd
The Myths of the Kadoatery

Feeding Kads isn't that difficult at all. It all boils down to patience and practice.

by allielle
The Issue #336 Mystery

He never points to the left... Or does he?

by ellbot1998
Paint Brushes for Villains

Haven't we all thought about conquering the world?

by whatever66
Random Random Events

Just yesterday a "Dashing Chia" gave me a "Pumpkin Lid Hat"...

by kuteepuhtutee
Bowls Like Royalty

You (the cute Blue Cybunny) have to throw your bowls (red balls) close to the jack, which is the white ball.

by hwijaya
 
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"Tripwire" by lupe_hunter_7
I turned around and saw a thief, a Camouflage Blumaroo, running away from the scene of the crime with a Bronze Scorchstone in his hands. There was no way that I could catch up with the thief because he had an insurmountable lead over me. Seeing that there was no other option for me to catch the thief, I threw the only thing that was in my hand: the Jade Staff...




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The Seraphic Legion: From The Darkness
The eternal winter of the Neopian Ice Age had extended into the once grand manor.

by d_morton

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The Faerie Garden Party
This was a very important day for the pretty yellow Koi. This was one of those rare garden parties that was held by the Faerie Queen...

by alt1981black

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Eisian and the Amulet of Thilg: Part Five
Where was the light? Would she have time to figure out the last task? Was she even on the right trail?

by thropp

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Lani and the Beast: Part Six
"Shorry," the mutant Xweetok responded, ducking its head a little, "for shcaring you."

by selenial

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Air Faerie Quest!
Green is totally NOT her color ! ;)

by katie_tiara

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Murasaki Moments - That Other Blue Avvy
I hate pink...

by shmozie



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