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Around the World in 80 Soufflés: Part 2

Kelp took a good deal of getting in to and so the last thing one wanted was for that effort to have been in vain...

by horripilated
Am I REALLY That Mean?

Yeah, my life started out just fine. Besides the fact my last name was Death, of course.

by cloudpuffpuff
The 100 Neopoint Neopian Readers Program

I thought I would see how many different books I could read – all for under 100 NP! That's not 100 NP each; that is 100 NP all up!

by luxury_tux
Paint Brush Free Painting

It may not be as "deluxe" or "cool" but it certainly saves a whole lot of Neopoints.

by lollipop_dude
Deciphering the Use of the Lever of Doom

That's it? All that doomful anxiety for a measly pickpocket? Impossible.

by silvernonsense
Deciphering the Dome: Anatomy of Set

Perhaps you should try equipping a few weapons?

by destroyalotreformed
Ten Ways to Make an Account "Stick"

It was only two years ago when I decided that keeping one account for a long time was important to me that I began to figure out how to make my account "sticky."

by dulcatis
Itchy Invasion: Blast those Petpetpets!

Your job is to blast all the petpetpets and complete the levels without running out of Pest-B-Gone or filling up the Itch-O-Meter.

by typlohisioh
The Scientific Journal

Jelly does exist. It's on your plates, in your homes, and crammed into your Safety Deposit Boxes by the dozen, for goodness' sake.

by peabodyandsherman
 
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"Conformity: The Bane of My Existence" by wanderlustre
Romaline will not be visiting the Rainbow Pool anytime soon. She's entirely perfect the way she is. She doesn't need to be morphed into a Cybunny or painted with a Lost Desert Paint Brush. No matter how...




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The Tale of the Sapphire Blade
A long time ago, about six hundred years, a sword was made for the king of Meridell...

by bashmina_pashmina

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Maybe...
Then again, there are a lot of maybes. Maybe this, maybe that, but nothing's certain.

by goodsigns

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In Perfect Harmony: Part One
"You've already won one contest, though. Why not give me a turn?" she replied, jokingly.

by cheeseworld101

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Issue 400: A Confession - Part Four
I rounded one last corner and turned just in time to see the guards speeding around behind me.

Also by sariphe

by chocolateisamust


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Burn'd
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Graphics by cevierakasky

by vampirejess13


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So Many Shoyrus
Why are there so many Shoyrus in Neopia?

by zeximl



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