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	Perfecting Your Villainy You should have at least one near-successful plot under your belt in order to be considered a true villain. by puffalump10
	Avoiding the Pound: An Owner's Guide A list of the most common reasons for abandoning neopets, and a way to resolve them. by neosephirothxl
	A Trophy-Winning Guide to Revel Roundup Revel Roundup is the first 'adventure' game on the main games page, so chances are you've probably tried it but did not obtain a great score. by cistine
	The Joys of a Robotic Neopet I've made it my mission to educate the population of Neopia on the real qualities of Robot Neopets, to prove that they are pets worth owning. by jayo289
	Welcome to Illusen's Glade Deep within the Meridellian forest, high in the trees, rests a peaceful glade. by jockylocky
	Alternate Uses for Illusen's Underappreciated Prizes The main use and three alternate uses of the five cheapest prizes from Illusen's Glade. by rosabellk
	How To Get On Illusen's Good Side Do not call Illusen a "mushroom-headed freak." by larkspurlane
	The Petpetpet's Guide to Nesting in the Glade The most extensive list there ever was of fantastical places to nest in the Glade. Also by concertogreat_8 by phoenix_through_fire
	Five Ways to Prank your Guildmates Put on your prankster hat and get to work! by tentilio
	Article Spies - Illusen I've been to Illusen's Glade dozens of times, and only about eight of them involved me getting chased off by an angry earth faerie... Also by water_park1993 by birdinggal
	How to Celebrate an Unforgettable Illusen Day She is an Earth Faerie, to be exact, and loves plants, nature, and helping Neopians. by likeshshnia
	A Descent Into the Maraquan Sea: Petpet Plunge Guide The goal of the game is to get all the treasure while using the least amount of shots possible. by marwanshah_13

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"Friends Forever" by paperhippo
My friend Sooty told a big lie. She said that we would be Friends Forever and that we would never be parted, and we even made a fancy wiggly handshake that nobody else knew, just to show that we were Friends Forever. It felt like we were in a special secret club for just us two. She would come around to my neohome to play after school even though it wasn't properly finished because only one half had carpet, but she didn't...

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