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P.A.R.E.

Pet altering random events, or P.A.R.E. for short, can't be considered either bad or good.

by tripotage
The Reasoning Behind the Techo Master

Neopians from all around have pondered why the Techo Master avatar has been "the chosen one".

by fenomenal
Tips for Restarting in Neopia

After a struggle to worm my way back into Neopian society, I've decided to be selfless and noble and offer up my personal methods of success.

by horseshoe1414
The AC Games

Avatar Simon Says and Avatar Survivor. While both sound like easy to play games, there are many rules, which tend to leave most people confused.

by neo_gurly48
The Pant Devil: Malicious Fiend, or Helpful Friend?

What is the Pant Devil, exactly?

by bluefeatheredwings
A Most Serious Guide to Writing Epic Novels

Novel-writing, that's where the big money is.

by neocoladdict
How to Keep Your Neopets Happy

Step one to your neopet's happiness would be...

by lefaii
Advanced Shapeshifter Guide

I'm here to try and help you get past some of those rather irritating later levels in Shapeshifter.

by htamale
NeoCash in Review: The Best Items of Y10!

It's time to look back on the NC Mall, and everything it has brought us! So here it is, my list of amazing NC Mall items of Year 10!

by giggilogalmewmew
Shenkuu Tangram: Untangling the Tangram

In Shenkuu Tangram, it is easier to distinguish between the shapes, since they all have their identifying colors.

by justlilly
 
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"Trials of the Tax Beast" by seegensays
The story went that my little green impishness was so awful it made people run in terror. That didn't happen most of the time; people just gave me a percentage of what they had on them in a defeated sort of way. Some part of them assumed that I was fearsome...




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A Toybox Tale
How in Neopia did you climb all the way up there?! You don't even have arms!

by mergirl294

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When Your Owner is Crazy
I'm not making this stuff up. It doesn't get any weirder than this.

by soundboard

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Pipes: Part Two
Looking up, I saw the main pipe. Had I fallen off during the odd dream?

by wizsard

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Smell the Scents: Part One
"But what's the point of a walk if you don't stop and smell things? Honestly, you make everything so boring, Max."

by orlando_bloom_bigfan

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Fortunetelling
I see... I see...

by larkspurlane

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Floating On A Tin Can
Maybe you think too much.

by zojo_rocamadour



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