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A Closer Look at the Kadoatery

They don't have to wail so loudly, really. It's not as if they're not taken good care of.

by yoyote
Becoming a Responsible Petpetsitter

So your neopet is asking for their own petpet, eh? -malicious laughter- this should shoot their hopes down...

by errion
The Last Smiley: Your Last Trophy?

It's your task to find the smileys and take them back to Neopia.

by leeteh
The Neoboards: How to Steer Clear of the Drama

The most appropriate- and difficult- thing to do in these kinds of situations is simply to be polite.

by the_past___
A Pot of Gold At the End of the Rainbow?

So what is the reasoning behind spending our hard-earned neopoints on something so trivial as a colour?

by petulapig
Your Username Is Fine

There is no need to create another new account just because you grew bored with the username of the last one.

by stormywarrior
Neopian Quiz

Here's how the quiz works... You have a number and then some initials for letters to make up a phrase.

by daughters_ofthe_moon
Critical Analysis: Famous Poses

We will explore a few selections of poses by famous Neopians all over Neopia and critically analyze them!

by yippo_yippee
Nosey's 'Surf Neopia' Trip and Surf Report

Let’s start where surfing began, shall we?

by thealleycat13
 
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"Apoc vs. the Soup Kitchen" by mystery_island111223
As Apoc was slipping into a pleasant dream involving him ruling the planet, MI set down his Zafara Tourist Camera and said something quite interesting. "And here's Jay at the Soup Kitchen!" What? Soup Kitchen? His owner always had seemed to be financially stable. He bought good food for four neopets, had a nice sized neohome, had good friends, and had his shop named after Bori. Could he really have gone to...




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The Shadow
Destruction was her middle name, and due to the fact nobody knew her first name anymore... destruction was all she had.

by yellowsugardog

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Apoc vs. the Soup Kitchen
"Min! Min! I've got another plan for world domination!" cried Apoc.

by mystery_island111223

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Faerie Best Friend: Part Two
"We won a paint brush from the Fruit Machine," Filly answered before I could speak. "I'm sorry I didn't tell you..."

by katopia12

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Green Beginnings: Part Three
Jhudora smiled. What a pretty name. Maybe I can become friends with her.

by deathxwisher

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Scalawag Seekers!
Have you found anything?

Idea by littlebitva

by jellybeanott


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<3 Ketchup :: Contagious
Wow... what a neophobe...

by dustbunny586



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