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Does Your Shop Need A Theme?

Read on to find out what name to choose, what shopkeeper to choose, and what items to choose to sell.

by nascar_24
Neopian Book Reviews

Green: Sequel to the original best-seller 'Blue!'

by qazx301
The 5-Step Guide to Feeding Your First Kadoatie

A simple, easy guide for those who just can't seem to manage that first ever kadoatie feed.

by kitokat_mh
Neopets Fashion on the Fast Lane: Customization

Try finding your own unique style, and if you have to mix and match pieces of other styles, it doesn't matter as long as it suits you!

by ridiculer
Get Organized, Stay Organized

Your Neohome is a mess, you have lost your textbook for the thousandth time, and your safety deposit box is so full that you are tempted to rent out another one. If this sounds like your situation...

by lytening10
Lookup Laughs And Loves!

Some tips to help people to get people to love their lookup and not laugh at it.

by _awesome_amy_
The Beginner's Guide to Spooking

It's a cross between haunting and scaring.

by ghostwolf18
30 Omelettes You DON'T Want To Find In Tyrannia

Mummified omelette. A recipe from the Lost Desert brought to the far land of Tyrannia a long time ago. Unforgettable one million year taste, you'll see.

by anamya
Guide To Winning the Customization Competition

You don't need a Royal painted pet, you don't need the most expensive background item ever, and you don't need to buy anything from the NC mall to get your pet a good rating.

by yautja_warrior
The Mystery of Talisman Beads Revealed

Beads are rumored to give more random events and increase the amount of neopoints you win playing games.

by jillian3_3
At the End of Your Rope?

Just point your compass to the Games Room and you'll stumble upon the game that's sent Make Some Noise fans into euphoria: Tug 'O' War!

by niddyz
 
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At the End of Your Rope?



If you haven't found the latest frantic, frenzied, frenetic, fiery-phalanged game released into the Neopian world, then you must be lost in the Desert! Never fear, though! Just point your compass to the Games Room and you'll stumble upon the game that's sent Make Some Noise fans into euphoria: Tug 'O' War!



Other Stories


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A Uni's Panpipes
Hathim took the pipes and handed over this purse with all his savings. But he did not care about the money: he now had the pipes he had dreamed of...

by macana

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The Meepit Show Strikes Again
So, we have five contestants today. I have been informed that I need to refer to you by your real names, which is quite disappointing, but I'll try to live with it...

by spoonguardonline

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Wannabe Pirates: Part Five
"All paws on deck! Man the cannons, raise the flag! Fire at will!"

by steelseatimber

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The Kiko Lake War: Part One
"Only Skeiths are allowed in Kiko Lake, idiot. Don't you know the story of this place?"

by electric_gustav

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That's Weird...
The Censor Bar Glasses

by __cuti3patooti3__

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Sketchy Situations
I thought about it.

by _finnavair_



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