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Issue: 311 | 28th day of Gathering, Y9 |
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 | Unstocked: One Writer's Restocking IneptitudeCursed with the slowest of slow connections (yeah, dial-up still exists), I gave up on the idea...
by taipeiss |  | Petpet Abuse or Harmless Fun?There are many known cases throughout Neopia of Petpet abuse. Abuse that should not exist!
by tiger_lilly_girl |  | The Makings of a Great GuildI am here to share with you what has worked for me in finding a guild, in the hopes that you too will find that guild that you can stay in for many years to come.
by anileaper |  | Just How Smooth Was the Altador Cup 2?Sure, you can read about the scores in the news, but can you read about the Unmentionable Incident Of The Exploding...
by iamskot |  | 27 Reasonable Solutions to Everyday Neopet ProblemsPresto, instant results.
by sylviau |  | The Guide to Looking LiterateSo, have you ever wanted to have that charm and class of being literate?
by silverheartsz |  | No More Neotitle NonsenseAm I an Angelic Acara or a Boxing Bruce? Who cares! Poster on a Stick FTW!
by neowizard1287 |  | Pant Devil: Annoying Thief or Annoying TalkerWell, it all started in middle school. Oh, I can remember those days. The lively roar of my classmates...
by ubquitous |  | Money Making for BeginnersWhat do you do when you just can't afford that special something?
by competetor |  | The Official Beginner's Guide to Nightsteed CareSo you are interested in obtaining a Nightsteed, eh?
by ghostwolf18 |  | How Much Do You Know About Neopets? #2!Pull out your paper and pencil and let's see how much you really know!
by 13wocky_lover13 |  | Feed Florg FrenzyJust who is Florg? Well, if you open the game, you’ll notice a big mutant Chia.
Also by knucklestheechidna52
by pretty_feet |  | 15 Marvelous Ways to Eat SocksNow, the simplest, yet quite tasty, way to eat socks is to take an average white sock...
by catlover60023 |  | Princess Lilac: Vanishing Princess or Runaway Royal?What exactly happened to the royalty of Terror Mountain?
by klaus239 |
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Sure, you can read about the scores in the news, but can you read about the Unmentionable Incident Of The Exploding Slushies Underneath The Commentating Box? Well, no, because it’s so devious that it can’t be mentioned. But here is just a mere taste of the carnage we witnessed deep within the belly of the stands: the news that never got reported…
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The Heart of Meridell Battles of the past had seen many lost weapons and not all had been recovered. It was said that Meridell often would reveal these powerful weapons...
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Heart of Stone He entered the circular room that was cast in shadows, examining the ring of statues, each casting an odd, long shadow on the stone floor...
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Sloth's Time Machine: Part Four "So is that what you do at those big important meetings?" Zoland asked Krule with a sneer. "You just sit there yelling about how you should be in charge?"
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