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The Altador Cup: How to Prepare!

Are you ready for the Altador Cup? Well, you certainly will be after you follow these steps!

by super_star_08034
Professor Edgar Eyrie's Magic Square

"I have a puzzle for you," the Eyrie announced...

by shamboo5
What's In a Name?

Names are an important aspect of your Neopet's personality, and with that in mind, I'm here to help you decide on a "good" name for your pet...

by decarious
Care of the Golden Pet: A Guide by Pet and Owner

Since I'm literally gold and know what I'm talking about, the first rule of golden pets is...

by duster119
The Mega Mall: Dos, Don'ts, Pros, and Cons

With huge mega-stores popping up all over the place, what happens to the independent user? More importantly: should you jump on the bandwagon?

by lorien127
The Dandy Guide to Being Unfashionable

Who needs fashion when they can show off their uniqueness? With all those stylish clothes out there, there have to be some... different... clothes for your pets to wear, right?

by susankidwell
Your Handy-Dandy Guide to the New Layout

Many find themselves trapped by the limited top drop down menus while others are searching themselves silly for the search bar. Well, if you're just as confused as I was, read on...

by xoxstellar
About Premium

So what is Neopets Premium?

by kaelay
A Guide to Getting in the Neopian Times

Are you just trying out your writing sense? Trying to earn a trophy? Trying to earn that Neopian Times avatar?

by lavalampsnake99
How to Make a Good NeoAdventure

I'll teach you a few tips and tricks that should get you a five-star rating!

by computer_wizz
Top 25 Things to do When You're Bored on Neopets

2. Find that one picture TNT put on the "new features" page that one day that had that one meepit. Watch it blink... and blink... and blink... and blink...and move its nose... and blink...

by eggnogrocks21
 
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"Jhudora Who?" by qazx301
"My plots are barely mentioned in the Neopian Times anymore, and little Miss Vira, so called 'Acara of Darkness', is front page news! I need a new plot - something creative, something unique. Why can't I even pull off the least tiny bit of evil? Why are my plots always found out? Maybe I should stop talking to myself when I plot! Especially when I'm in public!" Noticing the many people staring...




Other Stories


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Extraordinary Shelter
That was why when Princess Amira asked her to travel to Altador to bring King Altador a cactus blossom in exchange for his generous gift of Altadorian Nectar at last week's banquet, she jumped at the chance...

by literalluau

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Jhudora Who?
"Why can't I even pull off the least tiny bit of evil? Why are my plots always found out? Maybe I should stop talking to myself when I plot! Especially when I'm in public!"

by qazx301

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The Ghost of Meridell: Part Eleven
Illusen pushed a lock of hair out of her eyes and looked at the squire. "You said she had been possessed, correct?"

by kt_fox

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Book of Wisdom: Part Three
Suddenly, there was a muffled cry. Startled, she ran toward the scene. An orange Kougra lay in the snow with a purple bruise on his head...

by hob51

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In a Nutshell
You gonna take your chances?

by twosock

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Roc's Box
Neopet Redraws... Hey! You Missed One!

by green_roc



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