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|RELAX: Ten Ways to Reduce StressAre we overworking our precious little Neopets? Recent research by the Lenny
Institute of Pet Stress, (LIPS), concludes that in many cases, yes... we are. |
|Eat At GrundosAhhh, Grundos. The most delicious place there is out in space.
|Sophie's Petpets: Friends or Foes?We are told very specifically only two rules: Don't drop more than five
of Sophie's ingredients; and watch out for the hungry Meowclops. But I'm continuously
forced to wonder, is this pesky petpet really as menacing as the instructions
would have us believe?|
|Brain BustersMaybe it's time you take the road less traveled. You can play games that will
give you some shiny Neopoints while you're getting smarter. No kidding!
Also by tenthz
|A Window to the FutureWhen we
think of the year 20, we find ourselves asking a variety of questions. What will
the state of the future be? |
|10 Things Kaodoaties Don't EatSomething that I must point out before you attempt to continue reading this
is: Never call a Kadoatie evil to its face. (Even though they are!!!) This will
result in the loss of your shoes. (Because they will eaten, of course!)|
|Kou-Jong GuideThe object of the game is to clear all of the tiles from the
board, on three different stages, with three different difficulties.|
|How (Not) to Eat Gross Food like a ChampionIt is time that these less-than-edible
"foods" were addressed. Why are they here? Who invented them? Why, oh, why,
in the name of all that is good, does my owner want me to eat them?|
|The Neopian Auction HouseA great Neopian Auction House Guide for everyone!|
|Virtupets Space Training for DummiesWant to fly your own spaceship? Don't know where to start? Well, start here...|
|Rigged? Naw...We've all played Test Your Strength, right? If you haven't,
you've either been living under a rock, or... well, you're smart. |
|Bubble, Bubble, Faerie Bubbles!A guide that will get you into the know about Faerie Bubbles!|
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"The Same But Different" by lightninglover34
Bribery, threats, guilt trips - they had no effect. Plastering a smile on her face, she took a deep breath and climbed the stairs. Sarah walked down the hall to the girls' room, and the noise suddenly stopped. As their mother opened the door, Abby and Tara plopped down on their pillows and smiled innocently at her. "Hi, Mommy."
|The Rainbow Lake|
She had heard
a legend about a necklace left behind by the Fountain Faerie when she left for
Faerieland after a visit. No one knew why she had left the necklace, but Shani
and Riya were about to find out...
|The Same But Different|
Sarah walked down the hall to the girls' room,
and the noise suddenly stopped. As their mother opened the door, Abby and Tara
plopped down on their pillows and smiled innocently at her...
|The Pianist's Quandary: Part One|
The light of Kreludor, shining brightly in the dark
sky, fell in through his windows and draped his room with an eerie grey light.
In the distance, he could hear a piano playing. Its song was solemn...
|Whisper on the Wind: Part One|
But still, there is something missing,
Filora couldn't help but think as the shimmering water slipped away beneath
her. She hears my voice, but she doesn't even know who I am. No one does