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	An Inconspicuous Guide: How to Write Well As a hopeful writer myself, I have come to the conclusion that the masses of Neopia can, in fact, benefit from a little guide of basic rules... by pugnaciousilliterate
	The Perfect Gift The perfect gift for your friend really depends on their personality. For instance if they hate Dr. Sloth the worst gift would be an I love Dr. Sloth T-shirt. by puppylover2333
	Grooming the Easy Way Is she saying her dainty golden locks are always getting in her delicate little eyes? Well, I have just the solution. by mygoodguild
	Guide for Healthy Neopets If your neopet isn’t healthy or even if it is, you should keep reading, for some tips on keeping him or her in good shape. by techo345149
	Yet MORE Happy Home Hunting We're here again to show you everything you didn't need to know about places to build a home! Also by extreme_fj0rd by year_of_the_fox
	A Ghost Whacker's How-To In this game, somebody's dearly beloved Petpet's ghost pops out of the ground, and you whack it with a headstone. by _snuffles
	Guilds - Which One is Right for You? This guide is meant to help newcomers and oldtimers alike in better evaluating their options and provide a somewhat deeper understanding of the more desirable features that make up a great guild. by tyleraapje
	Fetch! an Unofficial Guide Each of the levels gives you a certain amount of points when you make it out of the maze with the ingredient. by kyo_chan
	Aquariums and Water Gardens: Lovely (and Cheap!) Fun But what to do with them? The answer is build yourself a water garden and an aquarium! by phoenix_amethyst
	How to Enjoy Your Lucky Bone Necklace We put our heads together and came up with quite a few great (and not so great) ways to have fun with your Lucky Bone Necklace instead of just throwing it away. Enjoy! by dancingpetal
	The Loyal Bank Skeith For most of us, he's just another green face in the crowd. We take him for granted, never realizing how much he means to our lives and our bank accounts. by literalluau
	Once Upon a Time in Pet Central The Story Telling Competition is a competition in which a member of TNT begins a story with a single paragraph. Each day, 1-2 new paragraphs are chosen that best continue the story... by tj_wagner
	The Ultimate Guide to Usuki Frenzy-ing There are three important factors that will contribute to your overall score: time, memory, and luck. by mixboy91
	Interviewing Neggs Now before our lovely little neggs take over the world (Mwhahaha!), let’s learn about them. by coolaqua93
	Faerie Foods Galore! Everything you need to know, the good items, the bad, the values and much more... by neowizard1287
	Ruins Rampage: a Basic Guide Ruins Rampage is a Grand Theft Ummagine style game, where your objective is to retrieve the elusive Golden Scorchstone. by blobenterprises

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