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Issue: 194 | 10th day of Relaxing, Y7 |
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| Feepits: Will they REALLY save us from the Meepits?If you’re like most Neopians, right now you’ll be screaming that the Almighty
Feepits will save us...
by sarme99 | | Exclusive: Captain Threelegs UnveiledThe TRUE story about the notorious Captain Threelegs, in an exclusive interview!
by cold_wolf_hockeygrl | | Sloth's Newest PlotWhen I saw the Happiness Faerie appear in the Gallery of Heroes, I thought it
my duty as a Neopian Times reporter to get the dirt, so to say, on this faerie
who looks like Sloth...
by a_fowl_rox | | Secrets of the Game GraveyardGood evening and welcome to this special news bulletin. Gracie
the Grarrl here, reporting to you live from the ominous Game Graveyard nestled
deep inside the Haunted Woods...
by sum41girl2k | | Techniques for Advanced Stock InvestingWhere else can you set
your NP and, with a few smart moves, watch your investment double or triple in
value?
by leb388 | | A Guide for Future NT StarsCool! They wanted *me* to give out writing tips! I made a mistake though: I
said “sure” right on the boards. Never do that on the boards, not with something
like this...
by fierwym | | 50 Secret Avatars That Will Never Be Released: Part TwoThe ‘Nobody Likes Me’ Avatar: Ever wonder why so many guilds only have
one member? It’s because they are trying to get this secret avatar.
Also by pseudo
by harper_1618 | | Clay - Could it be the New Grey?Fads in Neopia run rampant and then just fade away. Can pet colors do the same?
I suppose so. So does that mean that clay will be the new grey? Let’s just ponder
that for a moment.
by pyrosgf | | The Doughnutfruit CriticWhat is so appealing about these simple fruits that our little
petpet pals are willing to bounce around all day just to get their hands on some?
Have Woogy and Jimmi really hit on something big?
by _l_t_e_ | | Hubrid's Hero Heist - The GuideWhile the
points rewarded for a successful game may be low, the replay value alone should
appeal to even those that normally cross the street to avoid Flash games... Also by jeffc_7227
by undeadfortune | | NeoQuest II: The Technical PartPerhaps you find yourself going to the Puzzles section and then choosing
a little game called NeoQuest II, and entering a chaotic Neopia to slay monsters
after that...
by shadowcristal | | TC’s Tutorials: Create that Character!Plain
and simply; no character – no story, you just can’t write even the simplest
of tales without one, let alone the amazing epic you have in mind!
by tambourine_chimp |
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A Tasting Spree
We all know and love out bouncing Hasee friends Woogy and Jimmi. There they go, flying through the air with the help of their seesaw, grabbing at the doughnutfruits as they fly by. But what is so appealing about these simple fruits that our little petpet pals are willing to bounce around all day just to get their hands on some?...
Other Stories
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Harquin's Day Once outside, she splashed into the cool, sparkling
water only a few feet from their beachside Neohome, the sea breeze tousling
her green mane. She gazed out into the expanse of the ocean, wishing something
would happen. Something exciting...
by midnight_tango |
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Lydia Kyleigh blinked for a moment
as she tried to back away, but her paw hit the counter and she merely stood
there, unaware that her mouth had dropped open, for this Kacheek wasn't her
typical customer...
by 3dcourtney12044 |
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Of Bilge Dice and Buccaneers: Part Three Sighs from the competitors and the audience;
the Krawk was delaying the game with this ritual, whatever it was meant to accomplish.
Nevertheless, the four gathered up their dice and began to shake them in cupped
paws...
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