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	Guide to Naming When creating an account, whether it’s a spare or gallery account, make it original! by impl0de
	The Great Neopian Conspiracy Parts of this plan have already been discovered but never related. I am here to make these connections and show you the real threat to our world. by _palma_olive_
	A Need for Flea Collars? Those poor petpets…having to deal with an itchy rash all the time because the tiny creature causing it is too cute. by youkos_lil_fox
	The Neopian Exaggerator: Jeran Caught in Chocolate Heist! This week, the dedicated team of one, has worked hard to bring you some of the latest gossip on one of the most influential Neopians and discovered some startling facts. Who is this Neopet and what did they do? by hermione32606
	Your Groovy Guide to Extreme Potato Counter! If you're tired of counting those boring potatoes in straight rows and columns, tired of counting as fast as you can, only to be told you're wrong, tired of that yellow Kacheek potato farmer, then it's time for you to try EXTREME Potato Counter. by babyazndragon
	Neoschool Survival #2: Translating Teacher-Talk Typical teachers, they never mean what they say. If that's the case, how're we supposed to learn anything valuable from them? by tambourine_chimp
	Bell’s Field Guide to Neopets Graphic Design I will be explaining to you how to create awesome graphics to beautify your petpage and enhance your userlookup’s appearance. by belldandy213
	The Life and Times of the Money Tree If the Money Tree wasn’t there, where would we go to donate? The majority of us are far too busy with our own plans of world dominat- erm…far too busy with our own plans to go out of our way to donate. by neo_april
	The Basic Glossary of NeoQuest II Terms Kat, your resident NQII addict and master-in-training is ready to give you the list of commonly, rarely, and not-all-the-time used terms, names and other quirks related to NQII... by precious_katuch14
	Something Fishy (And it's not Maraqua!) Has anyone else ever wondered why on earth the Negg Faerie needs a Fish Negg? It's not like there are a lot of fishing spots around Terror Mountain, what with the place being frozen all year long. shifty eyes by faeriegurl4lyfe

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The horrible gray and black toilet did not only have huge teeth that displayed themselves when anyone raised the cover, but also horrible red lips...

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Danae's Regret
"Come on, Danae!" said Caressa, sighing. "I spoil you way too much. I am going to get another pet and there's nothing you can do about it!"

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A Story Of Two Unis
"You want to come with me after school to get my new Petpet? Maybe sleepover or something? It's a Friday, you know."

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Give My Regards to the Ixi of Doom: Part Two
"What do you mean by that, Jerad? Have I given you any evidence to suggest that I was not showing respect for any of my student's feelings?"

by battlesunn

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The Adventures of Tarin and Zeke: The Dark Book - Part Four
They had entered the dungeons. They were cold, smelly, and only lit by a few torches sitting in brackets along the walls. There were a few cells.

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Adventures of a Musketeer Usul
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Picture Perfect #1
What are you, a Kadoatie?

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