Rhetorical Answers

by jupeboxgal

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A Game of Mynci Beach Volleyball
It didn't hurt to exercise, but she just really didn't like it... Why waste all that time when you could read? The Mynci sat down on her beanbag chair as she admired all the hand-made Neopian Times Quills in her room. Then she opened the book and started to read again.

by shadowcristal

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There's a Monster in my Toaster!
"Tory! How many times have I told you? Don't play with the kitchen appliances while I'm gone, you could hurt yourself!"

by neox52492

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The Curse of Maraqua
Marissa the Maraquan Acara and Theresa the Maraquan Uni were playing around in a coral reef, ducking and diving between the holes and swimming around wildly, playing as long as their hearts desired. That is, until the boats came...

by charlotte203368

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Wise Words from Coltzan
That was a preconceived joke... of course!

by confuzerated

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