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Top Ten Kiko Lake Treats - Kiko Taffy Edition


by xlorally

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     Kiko Lake Treats is well-known for their scrumptious, pretty, cute and weird combination of flavor treats. However, that doesn’t mean that they are not delicious. From stick lolly to rock sticks or slices, fudge and so on, all of them is made to perfection following the recipes that have been with the shop owner for generations. Even Kadoaties asked for Kiko Lake Treats in The Kadoatery; although they will eat anything except when the food is categorized as gross food (Yuck!).

     Today article features the delicious most typical and weird combination of flavor of Kiko Taffy that can be found in Kiko Lake Treats. Kiko Taffy is a chewy candy that comes with different types of flavors and colors. There are sweet, tangy, sour and weird combination of flavor for Kiko Taffy. Now, what are we waiting for, let’s proceed with the list:

     Cautions: Some of the flavor may be found horrendous for others, please think twice before consume. Eat at your own risks.

          1. Lemon Kiko Taffy

     The sourness of this taffy will make you cringe the first time you take a bite. The second time you eat it, you probably feel like you just swallowed a whole lemon. However, do not let this one disadvantage dictated your one sided opinion in eating this taffy because there are sweet and tangy flavor that follow the sourness. Not to forget the natural citrus flavor from the lemon make you feel more refreshing. All in all, just like that famous quote “When life give you lemon, swallowed it.” But you should probably made a lemonade instead because the above quote is not the real one.

          2. Grape Kiko Taffy

     This probably the most mundane flavor in the list. If you’re a grape flavor fan or anything with word grape in the context, this is the number one choice for you. Combine with the stickiness of the taffy, infused with grape flavor made you want to eat them all at once. Although, you probably shouldn’t do that, trust me, I learnt from experiences. To cope with the simplicity and absence of WOW factor of this taffy, the vibrant purple color is included to make it more attractive and a bit strand of string thingy is added on top of the wrapper.

          3. Orange Grape Kiko Taffy

     Yummy! Marvelous! Splendid! That probably an accurate descriptions for this taffy. Orange and grape are possibly one of the great marriage in flavors. The sweetness and sourness of this two flavors compliments each other perfectly. Now, it’s your choice whether to eat them whole or half/half. You can even share them with others if you don’t like one of the flavor. Or you should just buy the flavor that you actually like, not the one that you abhorred. Anyway, delicious treats should be share with your friends and this taffy is perfect to be shared with each other.

          4. Pizza Kiko Taffy

     Good news pizza lovers, now you can enjoy your pizza in one go. Just in one bites, you will taste heaven in the mouth. The garlicky and meaty flavor with a hint of tomato sauce will remind you of eating a real pizza. You can even taste the grated cheese added into the candy in order to resemble a real pizza. It can be a substitute for a pizza if you doesn’t have enough neopoints to purchase one from the Pizzaroo. And just like the tagline, this taffy is perfect for all pizza fans.

          5. Strawberry Kiko Taffy

     Another fan favorite flavor for the one who have a normal palate and have no sense of adventures, this strawberry flavor taffy is your best friend. The perfect balance of sweet and sour from real strawberries, freshly plucked from Meri Acres Farm and other undisclosed locations, you’re guarantee to have the best strawberry taffy in the whole Neopia’s melting in your mouth. The cute wrapper is an added bonus though.

          6. Bubblegum Kiko Taffy

     The mystery of this taffy relied on the flavor itself. Some said that the taste is the combination of banana and vanilla flavor, some said strawberry and blueberry flavor and so on. In special cases, all of the flavor mentions above can be tasted in one taffy or in a rare case, it even described to have a taste like chicken. Oh My Fyora, this is really an intriguing finding, maybe we should send a sample or two to Dr. Landelbrot aboard The Coincidence for further research.

          7. Biscuit Kiko Taffy

     Now, this is a real deal. A chocolaty milky chocolate chips and crunchiness from the bits of biscuit inside act as an added flavor to this already delicious delicacies. Made to perfection, this kiko taffy is a must in your pocket for a daily sweet treats. You can even bribe the famous Dr. Sloth with this taffy to take control of his Meepit’s minions for a mere minute. That’s a brilliant accomplishment in my book.

          8. Fruit and Nut Kiko Taffy

     Anyone who have a long term loving relationship with fruit cake or likes to eat roasted nuts as snacks should already have this little treat in their pocket and any crevice that they can find to hide this precious crunchy gems. The sweetness from the dried fruit and the crunchiness from different types of nuts enhance all the flavor in this small candy. The burst of flavors in your mouth will make you want to devour all of them in one go. Although, if you have any allergen, DO NOT EAT THEM. You will be rushed to The Neopian Hospital instead of having a nice dream of raining Kiko Taffy falling from the sky.

          9. Garlic Kiko Taffy

     “Description: Your breath will smell for days, but its sooooo worth it.”

     This description sounds kind of misleading, am I right or am I right? We all know that not all people really that accepting when the word garlic comes out from your mouth. There are different opinions and views surrounding this subject. No need to be worried, this taffy will not disappoint you. The garlic flavor is not so overpowering but the after taste is still stinky enough for others who are lucky to sit beside them who just finished eating this taffy. Word of advice, make yourself scarce when your Horus’s eyes spot this white and green wrapper with round tip on top coming out from someone’s pocket. You cannot imagined the nightmares. Yes, with an “S”.

          10. Spaghetti Kiko Taffy

     A personal favorite. The flavor is out of the world. A hint of oregano herbs and tomatoes flavor, plus with the combination of chewiness texture from the taffy make this it a number one favorite. The bits of crunchy beef bacon help to make it more scrumptious and even more delicious. Now, you can eat your favorite spaghetti anytime and anywhere without wasting any of your precious time in the kitchen preparing your own bowl of spaghetti. You can just reach into your purse or pocket and have you spaghetti in one bites.

          So there we have it, the top ten Kiko Taffy that can be found in Kiko Lake Treats. Did you see your favorite in the list? If yes, that’s good, if not, it just may not met with my expectation or maybe I’m just biased. Overall, there are also other types of Kiko Taffy that didn’t made into the list. It doesn’t mean that they are not delicious or excellent in the making. You’re most welcome to try them if you want. Now, what are you waiting for, go to the Kiko Lake Treats to get one of this cute, pretty, scrumptious and delicious treats or else you will regret it forever (or not).

     Thanks you for reading this article. I hope you enjoy reading them as much as I enjoy writing them. See you when I see you. Toodles.

     

 
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