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The Beauty Contest Paradox


by mimitchi880

 
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Pets Are Friends Not Food
While browsing through Neopian Fresh Foods one evening looking for something delicious and nutritious to feed your pets for dinner you come across an item called Draik Steak. The description beneath the item reads ‘A large lump of prime rib shaped to look like a Draiks head (not actually made from Draik)’. You chuckle to yourself as you place a few in your basket and think ‘I wonder why they bother to say it’s not actually made from Draik, why would anyone want to buy a REAL Draik Steak?’

by phoned

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How To Create a Pet Directory
Faerie, Xweetok, Mutant, Zafara, Mallow, Draik... the list of Neopet species and colors is astounding! One of the best features of the site is seeing the different styles and tastes users choose to express via their pets.

by thebiscuitbunch

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Grundo Logic
We were both right...

by brixta

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12 year old Neopian vs 28 year old Neopian
A bit of a sentimental article about my time on neo and what's different for me now.

by smithgem203



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