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Virtupets® Synchronous Conferencing Console

by ginny_invisible


Also by rosabellk

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Session 48216598 has loaded.

Welcome to the Virtupets® Synchronous Conferencing Console!

This product was created and marketed by Virtupets, Inc®. All rights reserved by Dr. Frank Sloth. By using this product you forfeit any legal rights or mind control and acknowledge his supreme mastery of Neopia.

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drfranksloth has signed on.

queenfyora has signed on.

drfranksloth: How do you like my latest invention?

queenfyora: It's quite impressive.

queenfyora: A little complicated, but I’ll figure it out.

drfranksloth: I plan to market it throughout Neopia and make it the newest sensation! MUAHAHAHAA!

drfranksloth: I only hope that Space Faerie doesn’t stop me, lol.

queenfyora: “Lol?” What does that word mean?

drfranksloth: No, it’s an abbreviation. It means “laughing out loud.”

queenfyora: Oh, I see! igin!

drfranksloth: ... igin?

queenfyora: “I get it now.”

drfranksloth: You can’t make abbreviations out of anything you want!

queenfyora: osidkt.

drfranksloth: Should I even ask?

queenfyora: “Oh, sorry, I didn’t know that.”

drfranksloth: If you say so. :)

queenfyora: What does a colon followed by a close-parenthesis mean? Is it another abbreviation?

drfranksloth: No, it’s a smiley face.

queenfyora: I don’t see it.

drfranksloth: Tilt your head to the left.

queenfyora: If you say so...

queenfyora: Oh, I see it now! Let me try doing one!

queenfyora: :) Now I’m happy!

queenfyora: :( Now I’m sad!

drfranksloth: Yes, I think you’ve got the hang of it.

queenfyora: :-^-) Now I have a pointy nose!

queenfyora: :::( Now I’m sad because I have six eyes!

drfranksloth: 0_o

queenfyora: Ooh, that’s a good one!

drfranksloth: *facepalm*

queenfyora: I don't quite understand this chatting lingo. If I put something in between *these*, does that mean I have done that action?

drfranksloth: Exactly.

queenfyora: *puts on eyeliner*

queenfyora: *weight lifts*

queenfyora: *goes into orbit*

queenfyora: This is amazing!

drfranksloth: I think you’re getting a little carried away...

queenfyora: *gets carried away*

spacefaerie00 has signed on.

spacefaerie00: Is this your latest plot to take over Neopia, Sloth?

drfranksloth: No, of course not! *innocent face*

queenfyora: *sings opera*

spacefaerie00: Er... Queen Fyora?

queenfyora: *does a backflip*

spacefaerie00: Queen Fyora, are you all right?

queenfyora: *dances the tango with Sloth*

spacefaerie00: Dr. Sloth has brainwashed Queen Fyora! *fightmode*

m33pit has signed on.

m33pit: meep.

spacefaerie00: *superfaerieattack*

queenfyora: *skydives*

m33pit: meep.

drfranksloth: *evil cackle*

spacefaerie00: Don't do the evil cackle yet, little green thing! I will defeat you!

drfranksloth: Little green thing? You dare?

spacefaerie00: Yes, I dare!

queenfyora: *dances the chicken dance*

m33pit: meep.

queenfyora: *BWAWK BWAWK*

m33pit: meep.

spacefaerie00: !virtualPunch

drfranksloth: !virtualRoundhouseKick

spacefaerie00: !virtualSpinningBackRoundhouseKick

m33pit: meep.

drfranksloth: !virtualDoubleBackflipKick

spacefaerie00: !virtualDivebomb

queenfyora: *BWAWK BWAWK*

drfranksloth: Hey! No fair! I can't fly!

m33pit: meep.

spacefaerie00: Ohaiwai! !virtualShenkuuChop

drfranksloth: o_O Ohaiwai?

spacefaerie00: I don't know... it sounded Shenkuuian.

queenfyora: *pole vaults*

m33pit: meep.

spacefaerie00: !virtualBite

drfranksloth: Eurghhh! You bit me!

spacefaerie00: Eurghhh! What in Neopia do you have on your hair?

m33pit: meep.

queenfyora: *does the hula*


spacefaerie00: AND THAT FYORA?

m33pit: meep?

queenfyora: You talking to me, girl?

spacefaerie00: Yeah, I'm talking to you; what you gonna do about it?

queenfyora: You got a problem?

spacefaerie00: Yeah, I got a problem, the fact that you're dancing the chicken dance while I'm trying to stop Sloth from brainwashing Neopia!

queenfyora: I'll have you know that the chicken dance is a recognized battle technique in the Battledome!

spacefaerie00: Really? And who authorized that?

queenfyora: I did! *uses queenly power to make you bow down*

spacefaerie00: HA!

spacefaerie00: I have more powers in my little finger than you have in your whole body!

spacefaerie00: I defeated Sloth, you know!

drfranksloth: Hey, I’m right here!

spacefaerie00: You’re nothing but a little pink puffball.

queenfyora: Oh, that does it.

m33pit: meep.

queenfyora: *catfight*

spacefaerie00: *catfight*

queenfyora: !virtualHairPull

spacefaerie00: !virtualCheekSlap

queenfyora: !virtualFaceSlap

spacefaerie00: !virtualFaceScratch

queenfyora: !virtualSnarl

drfranksloth: Yes, yes, fight between yourselves.

drfranksloth: Meanwhile, I’ll be busy NOT taking over Neopia.

drfranksloth: *innocent whistle*

m33pit: meep.

spacefaerie00: !virtualBite

queenfyora: Ewww! Those teeth were on Sloth's hair!

drfranksloth: MUAHAHAHAA.

m33pit: meep.

drfranksloth: Do you, Meepit, a fellow villain of Neopia, admire my brilliant scheme?

m33pit: meep.

queenfyora: !virtualOverhandPunch

drfranksloth: *blush* Yes, I know.

m33pit: meep.

spacefaerie00: !virtualUnderhandPunch

drfranksloth: Well you see, this is my most devious type of mind control ever. You see-- Aha! You are trying to steal my ideas!

m33pit: meep.

drfranksloth: Don't lie to me. I can see through your sneaky little plan.

queenfyora: !virtualBackwardsPunch

spacefaerie00: !virtualAroundtheBackPunch

m33pit: meep.

drfranksloth: Are you trying to distract me?

queenfyora: !virtualSpinandJumpPunch

m33pit: meep.

drfranksloth: No, I don't.

queenfyora: !virtualJab

m33pit: meep.

drfranksloth: I don't know what she tasted but it was not hair gel! She shouldn't have been eating my hair anyway!

m33pit: meep.

drfranksloth: Oh, shut up.

m33pit: meep.

spacefaerie00: !virtualElbowJab

queenfyora: !virtualKneeJab

spacefaerie00: !virtualNoseJab

queenfyora: Er, how do you jab with your nose?

spacefaerie00: Don't know. !virtualToeJab

queenfyora: !virtualEyelashJab

1337techo_master has signed on.

1337techo_master: You should find the harmony in this situation by accepting the vibes and settling the argument in a peaceful manner.

queenfyora: !virtualScreech

queenfyora: OW! Do you know how long it took me to dye those eyelashes?

1337techo_master: The path to true happiness lies through the gates of serenity and across the river of tranquility.

drfranksloth: So, Techo Master, what brings you here?

m33pit: meep?

1337techo_master: I am fascinated by this invention. The interconnectedness. The sharing of emotions. The possibilities. I think you have found something here.

drfranksloth: Actually, it's just a plan to take over Neopia.

1337techo_master: That will affect the balance positively as well.

drfranksloth: Hmm. You could make a good Neopian villain.

1337techo_master: What leads you to that assumption?

drfranksloth: You're so good at confusing people.

drfranksloth: Sometimes I think you just make up gibberish that makes no sense just to make people think you're smart.

1337_techo_master: To this day I had not perceived this indiscernible sagacity in your infrequent perceptions, Sloth.

drfranksloth: No idea what you just said, but thanks. I think.

cmndr_valka has signed on.

cmndr_valka: hai guys

cmndr_valka: wats upp?

drfranksloth: Not much, Valka, just taking over Neopia.

drfranksloth: As usual.

cmndr_valka: oh noes!!!11!!! We musgt stop him!

queenfyora: *sticks out tongue at spacefaerie00*

spacefaerie00: Real mature.

cmndr_valka: hey, wats goingg on b-tween u 2?

1337techo_master: I am perplexed. Why is it that you type so shoddily, Commander?

cmndr_valka: becuz i have hoooves. that make;s it hardoer.

drfranksloth: Oh, I would have guessed it was because you’re an incompetent fool.

cmndr_valka: no, u.

m33pit: meep.

queenfyora: Okay, Spacey, time to end this.

spacefaerie00: Bring it.

queenfyora: *summons giant magical portal thingy to trap you forever*

spacefaerie00: What? What does that even mean?

queenfyora: Doesn’t matter, you’re defeated! I win!

m33pit: meep!

spacefaerie00: No, you don’t win! You can’t just make up things like that!

1337techo_master: *meditates*

drfranksloth: Does anyone happen to know where I can get seventeen gallons of hair gel?

drfranksloth: It’s for a friend.


m33pit: meep.


queenfyora: *victory dance*

queenfyora: *which is the same as the chicken dance*

spacefaerie00: I give up.

spacefaerie00: Sloth can have you for all I care.

cmndr_valka: HELP HOW DDO I TURN IT OFF?

spacefaerie00: Oh, for Fyora’s sake, Valka, why did I ever put you in charge of the Resistance?

queenfyora: Hey, watch whose “sake” you’re throwing around there!


spacefaerie00: Oh, right.

m33pit: meep?

1337techo_master: I am one with the universe...

spacefaerie00: Your face is about to be one with my fist if you keep up this philosophy stuff!

1337techo_master: Violence is never the answer.

queenfyora: What are you talking about, you’re a martial arts master!

1337techo_master: Oh, right, I forgot.

1337techo_master: I guess sometimes violence is the answer.

drfranksloth: Agreed!

drfranksloth: But seriously, does anyone know where I can get that gel?

drfranksloth: I... my friend’s running out.

cmndr_valka: OK IS ITT OFF NOW??/

queenfyora: *facepalm*

m33pit: MEEP!

m33pit: MEEP!

m33pit: MEEP!

m33pit: MEEP!

m33pit: MEEP!

drfranksloth: CAN YOU SHUT THE MEEPIT UP??????!!

m33pit: The m33pits are taking over this program. Forced sign off is required.

spacefaerie00: What in Neopia is a m33pit?

m33pit: A virtual Meepit. We will take over Neopia!

drfranksloth: Hey, that’s my job!

m33pit: Silence, little green thing.

m33pit: Initiating project /V\33P17

drfranksloth: meep.

queenfyora: meep.

spacefaerie00: meep.

1337techo_master: meep.

cmndr_valka: meep.

drfranksloth has signed off.

queenfyora has signed off.

spacefaerie00 has signed off.

1337techo_master has signed off.

cmndr_valka has signed off.

m33pit: meep.

End of session 48216598.

This product was created and marketed by Virtupets, Inc®. All rights reserved by Dr. Frank Sloth. Enjoy your doom.

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