 Neopian Cookies, Can Your Pet Resist Them?
by angelic_kittykat
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KITCHEN - When someone says the word 'cookie' what does your pet do? Jump up &
down and look around excitedly? Whether it's a Chocolate Chip Cookie, Kiko Lake
Cookie, White Chocolate Cookie, you always have your pet's uttermost attention
when you mention the 'C' word. I mean, seriously, which Neopet’s mouth doesn’t
water when someone mentions the word ‘cookie?’ No Neopet can resist the delicious
tempting sweet goodness of a cookie, especially when it’s covered with gooey chocolate
or icing. So, since every pet around Neopia has an obsession with cookies, why
not get an introduction to the delightfully yummy cookies master bread makers
around Neopia has made to satisfy any pet? Yes? I’ll go on then…
The Chocolate Chip Cookie
With cookie dough as soft as candyfloss and its perfectly smooth surface dotted
with chocolate, who can resist it? It’ll stop any pet throwing a tantrum because
it can’t get the newest Usuki Doll and only 68 NP a cookie, it’s a great bargain.
The Scarab Cookie
Doesn’t it just look cute? Originated all the way from the Lost Desert, it
may have no flavour, but it sure fills you up! Next time you take your pet to
visit the Lost Desert, your pet can boast to its friends about eating a cookie
all the way from the city of Sakhmet!
Pumpkin Cookies
The perfect prank cookie! It looks delicious and safe, but once you give the
unsuspecting victim a Pumpkin Cookie, watch them choke and splutter, as they
try to cough up the frog mush hidden in the center. Guaranteed to send your
pet into a fit of laughter, just make sure its fast enough to run away from
the unfortunate but by now boiling mad person you pet gave the cookie to.
The Fortune Cookie
It’s so tasty; your pet will gobble up 10 in the space of 5 seconds. It’s
around 146 NP, isn’t that great? Just make sure your pet doesn’t swallow the
little piece of paper in the center or your pet will be visiting the NeoHospital
with a very sore tummy.
A Kiko Lake Cookie
Just look at all the icing on it! It looks mouth-watering and it’s the perfect
replica of Kiko Lake. Only 246 NP, no wait 247 NP, wait a minute, 248 NP…going…going…gone!
Better luck next time…
White Chocolate Cookies
If you want to buy one, buy at least 50. Trust me, once your pet has taken
a bite, they’ll be extremely violent if you’re in the way of them and their
next White Chocolate Cookie. But if you can afford it, 550 NP per cookie will
make your pet’s mood extra delighted. Hm…I’m hungry now…
Valentines Cookies
Its shape is adorable and its taste is 20x better than the Chocolate Chip
Cookie. Also, if you’re pet has fallen in love and can’t think of a gift to
give, this cookie will have the love of your pet’s life head over heels. Just
make sure you wrap it, otherwise you’ll find out just how many ants there are
around Neopia…
Magic Cookie
Not only is it cheap and tasty, it’s also the fastest and only way to cure
your pet of Sneezles. Now, who said junk food was bad for you? Certainly not
the doctors! Besides it’s only 352 NP. Warning: overdose of this cookie will
cause extreme bowl problems, keep out of reach of young pets.
Cookie Jar
Make sure you hide this, because once your pet knows there’s one lying around
their Neohome, you can bet that it’ll be empty once you locate it, even if you
just filled it with 50kgs of the very expensive Kreludan Rocket Cookies. Careful
though, the jar is semi-breakable, but since its only 285 NP, you can afford
to buy another one. Or can you?
The Chocolate Dipped Peophin Cookie
One word: Mmmmmmmm. Another word: Chocolate. Last word:*gobble* Hey? Where’s
my cookie?!
The Aisha Angel Cookie
How cute is this? Aisha owners, if you get this for your Aisha, it’ll clean
its room faster than you can say,” Cookie.” Or let’s just keep on believing
that shall we?
The Strawberry Techo Cookie
If your pet is getting sick of all the chocolate in the cookies, then try this
amazing cookie. It tastes like strawberry *gasp* and it looks like a Techo *gasp*
and its only 106 NP. Also available is a Strawberry Aisha Cookie or a Strawberry
Kougra Cookie. 400 NP or 426 NP per cookie, it’s a great buy so come and get
it...I DIDN’T MEAN YOU CAN STEAL IT!!!
The Orange Scorchio Cookie
Scorchios are picky about their cookie, so your pet Scorchio has been throwing
tantrums all day long and is driving you nuts, why not buy it an Orange Scorchio
Cookie? Its only 321 NP and with a little bit of an orange flavour, your pet
will shut up immediately. Immediately. IMMEDIATELY! I SAID immediately! That’s
better.
The Raspberry Scorchio Cookie
Hmmm, I wonder what your pet will choose. Orange or Raspberry? Hmm….
The White Chocolate Techo Cookie
*giggle* this cookie contains *giggle* lots of sugar *giggle*. If your pet
urges you to *giggle giggle* try some, DON’T!!!*giggle* trust me, *giggle* you’ll
be *giggle* giggling for the whole *giggle* day *giggle*.
The Cream Covered Acara Cookie
If your pet isn’t a big fan of chocolate *cough* weirdo *cough* then try this
adorable cookie in the shape of an Acara! The cream is made from the finest
Kau’s milk and strangely, it doesn’t take like cream at all! I think it’s actually
vanilla, so I’m going to demand my NP back…
The Crunchie Korbat Cookie
A cookie would be ruined if it was soggy now, wouldn’t it? 500 NP ensures you
a cookie that has that extra bit of crunch. Make sure your pet has strong teeth
though.
The Strawberry Chip Quiggle Cookie
Chunks of strawberry and chocolate thrown into a cookie and only 222 NP, no
wonder Neopets everywhere are so chubby. *quivers under many glares* did I say
chubby? *nervous laugh* I think I hear mommy calling me…
The Chocolate Chip Cybunny Cookie
It tastes exactly like a normal Chocolate Chop Cookie, except its been shaped
into a Cybunny’s head! Wait, that sounds wrong…
The Chocolate Tuskaninny Cookie
CHOCOLATE! Your pet’s sweet tooth will be satisfied for hours with this cookie,
just don’t tell the Tooth Faerie its only 490 NP, she still thinks its 4900
NP. Hasn’t she noticed her tooth collection is growing larger everyday?
The Vanilla Tuskaninny Cookie
The ultimate cookie, just sweet enough to keep your pet happy, yet not sweet
enough to damage your pet’s teeth…much.
The Caramel Techo Cookie
YUM! Whose clever idea was it to make a caramel cookie? Smooth, creamy caramel
swirled into a cookie in a shape of a… TECHO? Oh well *bites head off cookie*
Tashtes nishe and *munch* itsh only 420 NP. *199 cookies later* I think I owe
the bank a LOT of NP *nervous laugh*
The Koi Cookie
This lovely cookie *restrains one’s pets from eating it* has *drool* tempting
bits of caramel blended into its secret cookie mixture. It’s the most expensive
cookie I’ve seen yet (752 NP) but if you value your pet’s happiness, then this
cookie will have your pet floating on Cloud Nine. No wait, GET OFF MY CLOUD!!!
The Peanut Butter Elephante Cookie
Probably the most bizarre yet oddly tasty cookie in the whole of Neopia. This
cookie is actually a white cookie, but how can you tell under a thick coat of
peanut butter? A little bit of melted chocolate on the top finishes it off and
since it’s only 402 NP, thousands of owners have already bought one for their
pets to eat.
The Kreludan Rocket Cookie
This cookie has the most amazing icing on it, but eat it quickly, it’s extremely
crumbly. I just hope you’re not going to spend hours picking up crumbs off your
carpet. But do I really?
Now that you’ve been introduced and informed about all the amazing cookies
around Neopia, I’m sure you pets are all absolutely delighted. But if you ever
get bored, try this handy Kreludan Cookie Book for that are full of ‘wild’ and
‘wacky’ recipes. It has over eighty of them, so it’ll keep you occupied. Oh
and before I go, please make sure you’ve bought your pet some mouthwash, a toothbrush
and toothpaste. The Tooth Faerie will be after my blood once she read this article.
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