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Week - 158

SQUAD Squadron: First Mission -- Part Three
by cosmicfire918
Description: As Fenris padded into Mumbo Pango’s hut, Misty felt the slightest twinge of nervousness, but shook it off. She had asked to go on this mission, and she wasn’t going to go back to Faerieland until she had seen everything through.

Week - 161

Brightvale: The Next Darigan Citadel?
by cosmicfire918
Description: Surely the discovery of this new land heralds a new age for Neopia…AN AGE OF DARKNESS AND TERROR!!!

Week - 168

Let There Be Lighten: Part One
by cosmicfire918
Description: Because she was quite bored, Antikia decided to pass the time by doing a little spell a visiting Light Faerie had taught her back on her island...

Week - 169

Let There Be Lighten: Part Two
by cosmicfire918
Description: Antikia was sure that, if she could see Samuel's eyes, they would have been as big as Pinannas.

Week - 175

The Day I Taught at Neoschool
by cosmicfire918
Description: "'Dear cosmicfire918, our resident art teacher, Mr. Lupid, has just informed us that he has come down with a sudden case of NeoFlu and will need to stay home tomorrow to recuperate..."

Week - 180

Castle Battle Craziness
by cosmicfire918
Description: Good as new!

Written by tdyans

Week - 200

A Noteworthy Adventure: Part One
by cosmicfire918
Description: "I read a little bit of it, it's got a bunch of cool adventure stories," TK said. "I thought you might like it."

Week - 201

A Noteworthy Adventure: Part Two
by cosmicfire918
Description: Gai and I rounded a small hill and saw a cluster of lights. By that time, my legs were screaming for rest, but I just kept telling them that we had to get to a safe place to sleep...

Week - 202

A Noteworthy Adventure: Part Three
by cosmicfire918
Description: Sitting lazily on a large, golden throne was an Alien Aisha, a crown perched precariously on top of his bubble-like space helmet...

Week - 202

Fifty Reasons Why Pirates Pwn Thieves
by cosmicfire918
Description: Pirates pwn thieves. Without further ado, here’s fifty absolutely logical and un-debatable reasons why.

Week - 211

The Ensorcellator
by cosmicfire918
Description: "Average classes, average lunch--" Blynn was cut off by a sudden cold, wet feeling on her fur. She looked down, aghast, to see that someone had knocked her bottle of cherry juice into her lap. "Average bullies…"

Week - 215

Neopian Insanity
by cosmicfire918
Description: So, you got zapped Darigan...

Also by emmybug184

Week - 219

Neopian Insanity
by cosmicfire918
Description: Next Level: Puree.

Also by emmybug184

Week - 221

Neopian Insanity
by cosmicfire918
Description: HELP!!

Also by emmybug184

Week - 229

Neopian Insanity
by cosmicfire918
Description: Fiddlesticks!

Also by emmybug184

Week - 230

Neopian Insanity
by cosmicfire918
Description: I can't use this!

Also by emmybug184

Week - 232

Neopian Insanity
by cosmicfire918
Description: Uh oh...

Also by emmybug184

Week - 234

Neopian Insanity
by cosmicfire918
Description: And for dessert...

Also by emmybug184

Week - 235

Fruity Adventures!
by barhoom80
Description: Have you ever wondered if Royal Lupes are vegetarians or not?!?!?

Art by cosmicfire918

Week - 594

The Zafara Who Would Be Mayor
by cosmicfire918
Description: "Unruly behaviour on the streets will not be tolerated," he sighed. "Miscreants will be... given candy."

Week - 596

Squid Slippers
by cosmicfire918
Description: A little light reading.

Week - 599

Squid Slippers
by cosmicfire918
Description: But I like being a Ruki!

Week - 600

Squid Slippers
by cosmicfire918
Description: WHOOOO

Week - 601

Squid Slippers: A House Divided
by cosmicfire918
Description: I just don't get what's so great....

Week - 605

Squid Slippers - Secrets of the Ice Powerup
by cosmicfire918
Description: Huh, what's this?

Week - 608

Squid Slippers - Grundo Fanatic
by cosmicfire918
Description: Why do you become a raging maniac?

Week - 610

Draik Expectations: Part One
by cosmicfire918
Description: "Because," Pharazon stood up a little straighter and puffed out his chest, "today's the day I'm going to become a Brightvale scholar."

Week - 611

Draik Expectations: Part Two
by cosmicfire918
Description: Pharazon's ears drooped as he looked up at the enormous stack of parchment that had been set in front of him with a hefty whumph!

Week - 623

The Best of Friends
by cosmicfire918
Description: "One Golden Juppie Delight, comin' up!" The Meerca began puttering about, once again humming as she worked.

Week - 625

There's No Place Like Qasala for the Holidays
by cosmicfire918
Description: Jazan massaged his forehead, leaning over the card-strewn table in exasperation as Nabile erupted into a fit of laughter beside him. "Why do I always lose at this game?" he groaned, adding the pile to his hand of twenty cards.

Week - 627

Worth Fighting For: Part One
by cosmicfire918
Description: "Oh, this will be the greatest Grundo Independence Day Hyren's ever known!"

Week - 628

Worth Fighting For: Part Two
by cosmicfire918
Description: He'd been in wilderness survival situations before, on other worlds. The only thing different about this was that it was only him this time, no troops to command...

Week - 629

Worth Fighting For: Part Three
by cosmicfire918
Description: "We don't do this for the money," Terra replied, a little shortly. "We're explorers. We find things just to find them."

Week - 630

Worth Fighting For: Part Four
by cosmicfire918
Description: "So that's when the Space Fungus started swarming our ship!" They had to have been walking for at least an hour, now, but Hyren was nowhere near running out of stories.

Week - 631

Worth Fighting For: Part Five
by cosmicfire918
Description: "We can camp as soon as we get outside," she attempted to compromise. "Please, please. I just..." She clasped her hands. "I just need to get out of here."

Week - 632

Worth Fighting For: Part Six
by cosmicfire918
Description: "That's the biggest Lyins I've ever seen!" Blynn exclaimed, nocking a piece of ammo in her slingshot and taking aim...

Week - 633

Worth Fighting For: Part Seven
by cosmicfire918
Description: "Why did you leave her by herself?!" Hyren demanded to know.

"Me?! You're one to talk!" Blynn spat in retort...

Week - 634

Worth Fighting For: Part Eight
by cosmicfire918
Description: Hyren exhaled, placing a hand on his chest. "That way," he urged Blynn, prompting her to sidle off of the crates in the direction of the cliff edge, which was hidden by a labyrinth of terraces and roofs.

Week - 635

Worth Fighting For: Part Nine
by cosmicfire918
Description: "What's a starship doing in the Haunted Woods?"

Week - 636

Worth Fighting For: Part Ten
by cosmicfire918
Description: "You doin' okay, big guy?" 

Hyren let out an irritated snort and made the slightest gesture with his chin toward the security camera in the corner.

Week - 637

Worth Fighting For: Part Eleven
by cosmicfire918
Description: He was in a very small room—no, a cell, he surmised. The walls were dark and bare, the sound of distant mechanical humming coming from somewhere below him.

Week - 638

Worth Fighting For: Part Twelve
by cosmicfire918
Description: Hyren brought his sword back for a sweeping strike and it clanged against Garoo's weapon. The two locked blades...

Week - 630

The Editor's Quill
by parody_ham
Description: Editing is a difficult skill to master, but an important skill to have.

Co-written and thumbnail by cosmicfire918

Week - 639

That Great Hunger
by cosmicfire918
Description: Isengrim pawed through the undergrowth, the scent lingering in his nostrils.

Week - 642

Danse Macabre
by cosmicfire918
Description: For a few brief days in Meridell, she was beautiful. For one shining moment in her life, she was the Court Dancer.

Week - 647

The Gourmand's Guide to Fine Neopian Dining: Shenkuu
by cosmicfire918
Description: With its ancient history and rich cultural traditions, this awe-inspiring land of mountains and mist, philosophers and fancy robes has a plethora of regional culinary specialties to pick and choose from.

Week - 650

Rejection Letters
by cosmicfire918
Description: It is with utmost and sincerest apology that I, King Jazan of Qasala, write to you to beg forgiveness for my utterly untoward acts in the last half of Year 7.

Week - 653

Event Horizon
by cosmicfire918
Description: Commander Hyren's bare feet compacted the starch-fine layer of sooty dust covering the desolate planetoid, tagged in his helmet's heads-up display only as Calixto Sigma-3204...

Week - 659

Twenty-Four Hours
by cosmicfire918
Description: "What the..." The Grundo sat up to see who had sawed off half of his bed while he was asleep—and it promptly collapsed underneath him.

Week - 663

Worth Searching For: Part One
by cosmicfire918
Description: "Look out!" With a whistle and a bang, fireworks shot through the narrow alleyway.

Week - 664

Worth Searching For: Part Two
by cosmicfire918
Description: Hyren felt like his stomach had dropped to his stubby blue knees. "Terra? Terra!" he shouted, not bothering to disguise the panic in his tone.

Week - 665

Worth Searching For: Part Three
by cosmicfire918
Description: "Hyren, we have to land!" Blynn screamed over a crash of thunder.

Week - 666

Worth Searching For: Part Four
by cosmicfire918
Description: Hyren drifted in and out of sleep for the rest of the day, being vaguely cognisant of things like Anshu treating his wounds or the Ruki doctor having conversations with Blynn, who seemed to be less injured.

Week - 667

Worth Searching For: Part Five
by cosmicfire918
Description: "Wake up," Isengrim said, gently shaking her shoulder. "It is time for the feast in your honour."

Week - 668

Worth Searching For: Part Six
by cosmicfire918
Description: Terra was beginning to wonder if the sun even existed any more.

Week - 669

Worth Searching For: Part Seven
by cosmicfire918
Description: Pharazon didn't dare blink, afraid that once he closed his eyes, the magic would break and the fruits floating above his head would crash down on him.

Week - 670

Worth Searching For: Part Eight
by cosmicfire918
Description: "Skoll, where are we going?" Pharazon trudged down the steep-sided forest path after his Werelupe mentor...

Week - 671

Worth Searching For: Part Nine
by cosmicfire918
Description: Roberta's directions proved to be far more helpful than she'd predicted. Hyren, Blynn, Celice, and Gwyneth found the turnoff easily, and by nightfall they'd begun to make their way up into the wooded mountains.

Week - 672

Worth Searching For: Part Ten
by cosmicfire918
Description: Terra screamed and Hyren felt like he'd been punched in the gut. "No!" He started forward, drawing his sword, with Terra close on his heels.

Week - 673

Worth Searching For: Part Eleven
by cosmicfire918
Description: The Werelupes arrived at dusk.

Week - 674

Worth Searching For: Part Twelve
by cosmicfire918
Description: Gwyneth banked overhead, a familiar Disco Zafara on her back, slingshot loaded. "Thought I'd find you here!" Blynn shouted...

Week - 678

Roll for Initiative
by cosmicfire918
Description: It was a crisp Storing evening in Altador, and it was raining, and Dark_breed_Hyren was doing his best not to catch a cold.

Week - 682

The Gourmand's Guide to Neopian Dining: Meridell
by cosmicfire918
Description: While bearing a cursory resemblance to the baseline cuisine of Neopia Central, due to historical ties between the two regions, Meridell's cultural differences have lent a distinct flavour to its traditional foodstuffs.

Week - 686

A Real Class Act
by cosmicfire918
Description: It was one of those beautiful spring days where nothing is supposed to go wrong.

Week - 688

The Nature of the Beast
by cosmicfire918
Description: The Werelupe King and his owner were watching the sunset. This was not an unusual occurrence—Isengrim spent many an evening like this during his visits to Terra’s Altadorian villa. It had become their tradition, and Isengrim found comfort in traditions, especially in a world that didn’t bother to offer him much more.

Week - 698

Dances With Werelupes: Part One
by cosmicfire918
Description: “This is an outrage!” Blynn679 backhanded the front page of the Neopian Times. The Disco Zafara’s magenta tail lashed behind her in frustration as she paced around the library of her family’s Altador villa. Her Faerie Draik brother edged over her shoulder to look at the headlines. “What’s an outrage?” ArPharazonTheGolden asked. “This!” Blynn pointed to the largest text on the page: PREPARATIONS FOR ANNUAL CHOCOLATE BALL UNDERWAY.

Week - 699

Dances With Werelupes: Part Two
by cosmicfire918
Description: The Werelupe King peeked his snout over Terra’s shoulder. “Lady Illusen…” he grumbled. “I was not expecting to see you here.”

“The sentiment is mutual,” the Faerie said, folding her arms and tilting her head, looking down at him like a disapproving parent.

Week - 706

Squid Slippers: Foster Frustrations
by cosmicfire918
Description: That's better.

Week - 715

Shopkeepers: The Truth Behind the Counter
by cosmicfire918
Description: And then I did a double-take. Because the shopkeeper was none other than Fyora herself. Her Royal Faerie Highness was standing there behind the counter, waving as I left the store dumbstruck. What was the Faerie Queen doing tending a small shop in Altador, waiting for passers-by to peruse her employer’s selection of partially-eaten omelettes?

Week - 717

Never Again, Spiced Apple Pie: Part One
by cosmicfire918
Description: Grundo’s Café was as busy as ever. The canteen on the recreation deck of the Virtupets Space Station held a myriad of Neopets unwrapping their rehydrated Chicken Dumplings and carefully nibbling their Electric Nachos. Wall-mounted screens showed the latest in news and entertainment from around the galaxy, including an interview with some Alien Aisha musicians and the latest strike on Sloth’s forces on some far-flung world.

Week - 718

Never Again, Spiced Apple Pie: Part Two
by cosmicfire918
Description: Commander Hyren knew he at least couldn’t secure the base from here. Suppressing a moan, he moved for the door and it slid open to reveal a darkened, deserted hallway. If engineering wasn’t going to answer, he’d just have to go to them himself.

Week - 719

Never Again, Spiced Apple Pie: Part Three
by cosmicfire918
Description: A wriggling pink mass of Space Fungus splayed its tentacles into the control room, bowling over Hyren. He almost got sick right there, but he forced himself to keep his composure and complete the roll, springing back up to punch away a tentacle and wrestle several more.

Week - 722

The Scrivener's Survey
by cosmicfire918
Description: This Scrivener has come out of anonymity to share with all of Neopia, via the Times, the inside scoop on books I’ve read! For truth! For justice! For informed book buying! (And also because the Defenders of Neopia, in no uncertain terms, told me to switch to a more “conventional” method of spreading literary information. When Judge Hog speaks, you listen.)

Week - 727

by cosmicfire918
Description: Night in the Haunted Woods falls with swiftness upon its victims. It is not as many stories say—the forest is not rife with yowling spooks and ghoulish spectres at every turn. It is not a scaled-up version of a Neopia Central Neohome’s Halloween decorations, which brashly proclaim frightfulness in the most colourful of fashions.

Week - 728

Squid Slippers: Meteor Mysteries
by cosmicfire918
Description: Wheeeeee!

Week - 729

Squid Slippers: HP Hassles
by cosmicfire918
Description: Talk about playing favourites...

Week - 731

Squid Slippers: Pick Your Own Pitfalls
by cosmicfire918
Description: Uh, did it really even need to be asked?

Week - 732

Sloth's Daily Dare
by cosmicfire918
Description: He never realized games were so fun!

Also by ruben160

Week - 736

Afternoons at Exquisite Ambrosia
by cosmicfire918
Description: A few weeks before the Altador Cup, before the mass migration of spectators, the teams themselves quietly slip into the city to gear up for the tournament. They train in the stadium and discuss logistics and regulations with the Altador Cup Committee—and when they need some downtime, they head to Exquisite Ambrosia.

Week - 739

Create Your Own Adventure
by cosmicfire918
Description: I always suspected that my Grundo had a sadistic streak. Years of serving as a commander in Dr. Sloth’s galactic marine corps will probably do that to you. But my hunch was confirmed the day Dark_breed_Hyren brought home an Adventure Generator.

Week - 741

Farewell to Lynwood
by cosmicfire918
Description: From the moment Suhel Caradoc laid eyes on the Lynwood School for Girls, she knew she did not belong there. he little Christmas-coloured Lupe poked out her snout from the window of her carriage, eyeing the grounds with distaste.

Week - 743

The Spirit of Black Keep: Part One
by cosmicfire918
Description: The reason he’d gotten himself into this, ArPharazonTheGolden decided, was because he could never say “no” to anything. The Faerie Draik perched on the edge of the bed in his cabin in a Shenkuuvian sky-ship, staring at the letter in his claws, not really seeing the words so much as coming to the realisation that he was hopelessly wishy-washy.

Week - 744

The Spirit of Black Keep: Part Two
by cosmicfire918
Description: Five days later, on a grey drizzly afternoon, Pharazon stepped off the gangplank of the sky-ship liner and into Brightvale’s bustling skyport. He pulled the hood of his travelling cloak closer around his face to protect himself from the chill air, watching his breath pool in front of his snout every time he exhaled.

Week - 745

The Spirit of Black Keep: Part Three
by cosmicfire918
Description: The augurs were right—the next day was still overcast and cold, but the clouds looked much less likely to rain as Celice rented a carriage to take them to Market Town.

Week - 746

The Spirit of Black Keep: Part Four
by cosmicfire918
Description: It really was like stepping into another world. The thick wall behind them muffled the sounds of the city, leaving the ruins eerily silent. Overgrown thickets of brush carpeted the ground, and gnarled old trees, their bare branches devoid of the slightest hint of spring, pushed their roots against cracked stone like they were attempting to escape from their wretched prison.

Week - 747

The Spirit of Black Keep: Part Five
by cosmicfire918
Description: Pharazon opened his eyes to cold daylight. Above him stretched tangled, budding tree branches, and past them a cloudy sky. He had no idea what he was doing lying on a muddy forest floor. Where was he?

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