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The Agony of Being Second

Noooooo.

Also by shennyyy

by icygal2310

Raising Intelligence is Hard

No Meercas were pounded in the making of this comic.

Also by blueberrymuffinpops.

by scechoi

Pea Like - Part 1

I did not think this through.

Also by sanamm

by meowbey

Petpets With Identity Issues

When your petpet start doubting his true species.

by simbologies
Grave Not-So-Dangerous

Sometimes you have to wonder what's really going on down there...

by x0x_gina_x0x
Royal Pain

SO MUCH PAIN

by winner19955
Chihiro versus Neopia #2

Can I have some?

by notquitesanitary
NeoPaper: Daily Logic Strikes Again

I think somebody'd like a word with the webpage writers...

by mbredboy31
Spaceconked

You have GOT to be kidding me...

by general_grievious__
Entropy

Gotta learn to apply yourself in these situations

by the_hoshi_pixi
Aaaachoooo!

Also by: Pinksrainbow

by lyndsey4657

The REAL Cost of Avatars...

Is it really the LUCKY ones who get the avatars?

Also by tcbesser

by sn4zzeh

Fly High: Altador Cup

Who doesn't love the Altador Cup?

by linkxzelda666tingle
Just Jelni: Team Spirit

Everyone's choosing their Altador Cup teams.

by angul888
'Tis the Season!!

What a perfect time to welcome a new member to the family ;)

by neon_leaf
Pants

Um, hello?! Just look at me!

by cria_sherwood
 
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"Origins: Ethel Boortz" by hzoo_26
"No fair!" "It's my turn to be Goalie!" "You got to do it LAST time!" With a sigh, Ethel Boortz slowly eased her way up out of her rocking chair, crossed the porch, and made her way down the steps towards her young grandchildren. "Michah and Kayla, what did I tell you about Yooyball matches?" Michah, a young speckled Ixi of eight, piped up. "Not to play near the house?" At that point, Kayla elbowed him in the ribs. "Not to argue and to play fair." Ethel chuckled. "That's right." Now, you continue your game and I'll head to the house to make us some lunch. She ruffled Michah's light brown hair, and watched as he and Kayla slowly began to make their way into the middle of the yard. They were eighteen months apart, her grandchildren. Kayla was the older one of the two, a headstrong red Ixi with a tendency to be a bit of a rule follower. Michah was the spoiled younger brother, constantly getting into mischief and making those around him laugh at his antics. They enjoyed Yooyuball, although they couldn't play it the normal way. A majority of the children in Meridell couldn't afford the expensive Yooyu petpet. Only the nobles had that luxury. So, her two grandchildren were out there with a potato, and some makeshift Yooyuball gear (consisting of pillows, cushions, and a few plastic bowls) trying to score goals against each other. Sometimes friends would join them, but today they each had a team of one. Ethel shook her head as she grabbed a baking sheet from her drawers. "A one Ixi team is surely enough for today."




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A Key Quest Story
Ryan looked inside the box he was holding and sighed. The Key Quest arcade had been undergoing renovations for what seemed like forever. The Green Kacheek bought this token for his younger brother just days before he found out about the closing. He had been holding on to it ever since.

by neolikepets

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No Small Matter
Three steps into the belly of the beast, and already Yuzell was getting cold feet.

by drifbilim

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Top 5 Easiest Flash Game Avatars
Whether you’re an avid collector or just think game avatars are cool, there’s really no excuse to NOT have these avatars in your collection – they’re fun to work for, great to look at, and improve your account more than you would realize; and, if you get really good, you may even score a trophy in the process!

by forcenturies

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10+ Items We Need in NeoHomes 2.0
Glitches and goodies!

by zehlua

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Clouds Over Cogham: Part Three
Nobody wants to look towards the sound, but everyone feels drawn to it. Nobody wants to see what they fear is there, but they need to know for certain — know whether or not they need to hide. They whip their heads around desperately, praying that the sound isn’t the sonic manifestation of their worst fears being realised, but their hopes are not heard above the din of retribution.

by theschizophrenicpunk

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The Moderately Evil Faerie: Part Two
The Dark Faerie Sisters stared in disbelief as they stood in the main entrance to Jhudora’s home. They were expecting something different. Something dark and sinister. Instead, they were greeted by a gaudy, cluttered home painted with only purple and green. Jhudora picked up a bartamus and held it close to her as she smiled brightly.

by rocksysmom



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