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Blossoms~ Retry Part 13

Twillie would have never gone after Jonathon without Zathandria's encouragement.

by twillieblossom
Trouble in Paradise: Introductions

We're actually still locked in that closet. Could you please let us out?

by chasing_stars44
Foolproof Guide to the Typing Terror Avatar

We are not liable for any resulting legal issues.

Also by darkroast

by msjanny

New Paint Job

What does he even want that one million NP jug for...?

by amarettoball
Scroll Of The Wise: Part 3

Unintentional Intelligence

by fourin
Weewoo Woes

What's in a name?

by pirate_11
Half-Baked Potato

Erozo discovers the secret use of Lag-B-Gone Serum.

Also by blonde_and_lovin_it2.

by tizzlestix

Apple Bobbing Blunder

You're suddenly struck by a strange, uncomfortable feeling.

by unnamedgraves
Writing Can be Hard...

*crickets*

by pinochle
The Zaf Girls

So mature.

by thesovietivan
Super Attack Peas Like Customisation Too!

Who says they can only wear that cape?

by mustikeuh121
Questing with Edna

She's gotta look stylish to do her spells, ok?

by milkbear
Ink: As Black as Ink - Part 2

There's been a lot of missing petpets lately.

by june_scarlet
The Monocerous Roars

Woo, that was a close call.

by icanhaskaila
Horsing Around

Trylei is the REAL beauty queen here.

by _koolness_
Anniversary - Part 4

And then I told him I was sorry, but he still insists on banishing me from my own kingdom.

by caylista
Thoughts of a Neopian #2

The mystery of Fyora's eyes revealed!

by mike11695
A Spooky Halloween: Part 2

Sure beats those tiny saws.

by ghostkomorichu
A Charitable Absurdity

Seriously?!

Art by lucifael

by iluminescent

Too Late for the Charity Corner

But... I checked both corners!

Also by tarake_7_7_7

by stephsie

 
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Five Avatar Collecting Pitfalls



As an experienced avatar collector, I have run into many roadblocks along my journey, and after reading the stories of other avatar collectors, I have found that they have had similar problems. In this article, I will take you through the five most common problems I have seen collectors face—problems that I have run into multiple times along my journey, and that I continue to face. For each problem, I will offer a solution that I have found to be consistently successful. If you keep these points in mind, you too can achieve the Avatar Collector Avatar!



Other Stories


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700 Weewoos
"Maybe letting out 700 Weewoos wasn't such a good idea." I said, trying to make it sound like it was no big deal.

by sparkleeze

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Eternal Diva
It was night on the Tyrannia Plateau and even from miles away you could hear the noise from fans at the concert hall, screaming for their favourite bands and song artists. And in one of the dressing rooms, a striped Hissi with blond hair was getting ready for her own performance. Her name was Faith Handler, but her stage name was Whispered Faith.

by orisasda

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Pyramid Scheme: A Guide to the Card Game
You have been travelling for days without water, with the sun beating down on your weary skin. You’ve already swatted the bugs away in Swarm, dragged your opponents across the ground Tug of War and in the distance you can finally see your destination ahead of you. A great golden pyramid rises up before your eyes… Alternatively, you typed ‘Pyramids’ in the games room search bar, either way – you made it here, and now you’re ready and raring to win yourself that golden trophy!

by luv4free

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The 100% Serious, Completely Factual, Not Satirical Guide!
Are you tired of watching all of your friends’ show of their cool dung? Are sad that you are not fast enough to grab that dung in the Money Tree? Are you too poor to buy dung off other lucky dung owners? If so, this 100% serious, completely factual, guide is right for you!

by rube_226

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After ACX: Part Seven
Part Seven - Clockwork

It’s the last day of play. Finally, it’s day 28 and soon, oh, so very soon, we will be free. I’m not the only one feeling like this, I can tell. The Snow pen, nearest us, have the same feeling of ennui, they’re practically drowning in it.

Also by lil_em06

by swimmingstar01


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On The Revolution of Heavenly Spears: Part Four
…because it never stopped.

The incessant clanging rang mercilessly into Ryshu’s ear. The incessant clanging rang mercilessly into Ryshu’s ears, forcing the poor Nimmo out of sleep with its painful volume. Eyes snapping open, he absent-mindedly stumbled out of bed in a zombie-like state, his head still stubbornly thick as solid rock and his body still drenched in ice-cold sweat.

by sampleneopian




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