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Issue: 159 | 24th day of Gathering, Y6

Comics

	What's a Who's It? EEK! A lookup-er!!!!! by narraku
	Lennyness Oh no! This wasn't here when I last looked! panics by flookadoobee
	Troublesome Moments I'm glad I'm not a Wocky... by kristy_blue2001
	The Typical Trip to the Snowager I wanna be painted Dung! Drawn By: shadih_temporary by xdraiganx
	Caution Makes you wonder about the process of getting your pets painted, doesn't it? by shiinta
	Neo-Tastical Have you seen my instructions? by piekaboo
	Being Evil Isnt Easy It's your turn! by chibi_zoo
	Normal Neopia Normal? Is it edible? by slashslashx
	Princess Dream Dreams don't always come true... by alleballe1988
	Speck and Tom Mixing It Up by cheetah_kougra
	Totodum and Turdledee Kau got your tongue? by huggsy_666
	Virtual Chaos Which to choose? by troygirl845
	My Boring Petpet So boring... by jerk_head
	The Neopian Emergency Service One leak, one emergency squad... by julses
	Life Improvised Must be broken... by keng200
	Nonsenscal Verbiage Ah... this is the life... by laurensama
	Life Lessons The first step is always the hardest... by xtrat
	The Everyday Happenings of Luupine Talk about lazy! by black_spiral
	Nice Puppy? BOW BEFORE THIS...hum...queen? by asusse
	Livin My Life Neopia gets smarter everyday... by liskda123
	Cuteness 2 :3 RAWR!!! by fire_fly196
	Weird Neopians in a Weird Place What a nice Pant Devil... by aisha_girl104
	Pteri Pie! Good thing I just bought one! by raynbow_light
	Mmm... Jelly Burp! by twelve_52
	Sneezles Strike Sloth is clever. by true_solarsenshi
	A Tired Lupe This is what happens when you play games all night... by redlightning
	It's Just... I would hide if I were you... by lilaznstar25
	Meridellian Mayhem- Grumpy Old King? Skarl sure has a strange sense of humor... by ikkin_with_attitude
	Picking A Petpetpet Of COURSE she'll pick me... by i_hate_backstabbers
	Confessions: Mr Nuggles Aww, it's not that bad! by fuzzy_green_glue
	Sane Asylum: Do Not Disturb Eat my hear out, eh? by teishan
	Neopian Paradox: Petpetpet Problems I don't understand the facination... by paradoxigal
	Wishful Thinking Counting Sheep by barbcat00
	Trouble and Trub So...hungry...need food. by chocolateisamust
	Neopian Wackiness Spell or Starve Wackiness by cherv1
	Red X-Donations Galore One item per customer. by shadowcristal

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Dreams
My eyes scanned the title below, which read, "Maraquan Draik". I knew that a Draik was a type of pet, and Maraquan was a color they could be painted, so I figured she wanted one.

by chibifi3d

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Trash or Treasure?
"It doesn't matter whose fault it is," Lila continued. "You can argue later. Right now, we've got to…I don't know, but we've got to do something! If Maria sees this…"

by bqueen6430

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Freaky Factory Tips and Tricks
Well, yes, it’s sadly true that I don’t have any fancy shiny trophy, but I’ve heard from many people that they find Freaky Factory a hard game to play and that it seems all but impossible to get the points needed for the avatar. I beg to differ!

by kem_bruce

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Neopets Trading Card Game 101: Anatomy of a Deck
You understand the rules, but you’re ready for a new challenge. What do you do next? It’s time to start building your own decks!

by neopian_queen_liana

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Pishicu and the Wisdom Council: Part Nine
"They say a large cave has appeared in the rock on the east, and in the evenin' it sucks in lots of water, then in the mornin' it spews it back out. It's quite odd really."

by chipster33

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The Sky is the Limit: Part Five
"Of course! That is, if you really want me. I know I don't deserve this chance at all. In fact, why would you even offer me a second chance?" Harry asked.

by tolkienlordofthering

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