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Accessories NOT optional

This guy takes customization more seriously than anyone!

by icecreamkatana
Haggling

Shopkeeper Nimmo, why are you the way that you are?

by takatheeducatedkid
Valentine Rock Beware!

Being a box of chocolates sounded fun, until they saw the hungry Chia! Collab with lyndsey4657

by aquaantoni
Royal Pain: Pick Your Own - Part 1

Technically speaking, would it count for or against the avatar? Collab with mistyqee

by winner19955
The Real Games Master

"You'll have to solve my riddles if you want to make it out alive..."

by kittyko92
Next Neopian Generation

Thanks for all these years on Neopets! Here's to many more to come. Collab with lov2sing

by gardenteaparties
NeoQuest Adventures

Dragoyles and Draiks Collab with luc187

by kuroneko_kitty
The Floating Islanders - Haggle Hassle

I haven't tried this on the crumpetmonger out of fear of losing all carb access.

by yankeesrule244444456
Un Canny

... and get OOOUUT of my HOOOUUSE!

by rebeccanmn
Down for Maintenance: Behind the Scenes

Something is happening...

by pikcel
DoTS and the Phantom of Neopian Times #01

"Who when where what and why?" Says a Weewoo

by soragin
Baby-Faced

"Looking good, if I say so myself..."

by haileywoo
Completely Smart - Beach Day

Make sure to wear sunscreen! Collab with faerierainbow3

by ms_meepit
The Perfect Petpet

Some pets think too highly of themselves...

by blinkalexa182
Subverting egg-spectations

This egg won't crack.

by charlubby
 
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The Best (and Worst) Places to Sleep!



*Yawns* Welcome to a very sleepy guide on the best (and worst) places to sleep! This article was written during the Month of Sleeping for maximum sleepiness, but I believe naps are an all-year-round type of thing. Bonus points if you take a sip of Borovan every time I say the word "sleep" :) This is not an exhaustive list, just a list of some places around Neopia that looked comfy or interesting. Let me know if your Pets have tried sleeping in any of these places and what they thought of them! Now, in no particular order... 1. Cockroach Towers (Neopia Central) A favourite of vacationing Pets and Neopoint-pinchers alike, the Cockroach Towers is definitely a good option if you're on a budget. At just 5 NP a night, your Neopet can stay in a spacious crate about as big as a cardboard box... with all the roaches they can eat! 2. Coffee Cave (Roo Island) Somewhere in Roo Island lies a little cafe by the name of the Coffee Cave. There are plenty of tables to sit at, or sleep on. You can even grab some coffee or tea after your nap for an extra caffeine boost! This is the place to sleep if you need a boost of energy after a long day working at the Faerieland Employment Agency.



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How Aphelium Made Friends
In a cosy corner of The Park District in Altador, there lived a timid little Faerie Grundo named Aphelium.

by vendince

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Daring Dailies
Two unlikely friends embark on a quest to do all the best dailies, no matter the cost!

by neopartia

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How to Help the Neopets Community this Year
With the start of a new year, many people sit down to set goals for the upcoming twelve months. I’ve always been a goal-oriented person. I love making lists and checking off tiny accomplishments in each area of my life.

by ale2312

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A Ranking of the Best Neopies Prizes
The twelfth annual Neopies are upon us and it’s time for us to vote for the best of everything from the previous year throughout Neopia. Collab with Peskyyy

by tamimarieb

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Salem of the Sway
“No, this won’t work. This is even worse! No, no! It’s all wrong!" Professor Lambert crumpled up the piece of paper on his desk before tossing it behind him and barely missing the trash bin.

by skittleskit09

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The Price of Ambition
Before their final task, Annie still had to collect snow from the top of Terror Mountain. Her partner in that journey would be Izzrin, and Annie could tell from the get-go that she wasn’t enthusiastic about the trip.

by golden1188



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