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Breaking News from the Neovision Newsroom

We interrupt your boring day to bring you this special report: The Discarded Magical Blue Grundo Plushie of Prosperity has been stolen!

by jess_scanlan
Top 8 Books about Blumaroos for Blumaroo Day

In honour of the 8th of the month Hiding, here are, without further ado, the top 8 books about Blumaroos!

by mellody_sou_10
Delicious Desserts to Treat your Pet To

Listen, this list itself is probably going to make you hungry.

by sweetflora123
An Interview with a Disgruntled Petpet

Petpets tend to be unsung heroes of the Neopian world...

by paulinale
 
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Breaking News from the Neovision Newsroom



Neovision News Room Hovri Sweet: We interrupt your boring day to bring you this special report: The Discarded Magical Blue Grundo Plushie of Prosperity has been stolen! Tobias Sigmir: Is nothing sacred anymore Hovri? The Discarded Magical Blue Grundo Plushie of Prosperity has hung from a tree in Faerieland ever since its crash to the ground eleven years ago. Prior to that, it laid on a pillow of clouds in Faerieland in the sky. No one knows the origins of this sad little toy, though there were once rumours that they had something to do with the Guildmasters Dinner. Hovri Sweet: The abandoned plushie who brings not only prosperity but also sadness to Neopets on their treks through Faerieland will be sorely missed. Anyone with information on their whereabouts or even a slight suspicion or gut feeling on who may have stolen them should report to TNT immediately.



Other Stories


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All That Jazz
Awe. That’s about the only word Helen the Elderlygirl Kacheek could come up with as she stared at the glossy ticket resting on the table in front of her... Collab with woolgrill and restrictedsection

by kazam273

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Friendship, Letters, and the Altador Cup
Dear Addie,

I wish I could take back what I said to you yesterday – or what I didn’t say.

by precious_katuch14


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The Adventures of Fanny in the Land of the Bizarre
The penultimate chapter(s) of The Adventures of Fanny in the Land of the Bizarre!

by rielcz

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A Hero's Ballad: The Knightmare
Kayla, Lisha, and Serian do their best to stave off Jeran's hypothermia while he searches for Rohane.

by parody_ham

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Geli Talks 4
We've been over this...

by cyberpuppy33

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Sproggie's Folly - Part 4
The game changes and Sproggie needs to adapt.

by christie500018



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